STOP Masturbation NOW

[claud3]

Never thought of wanking while I do the washing, because never did

[claud3]

Wait does that make you gay..if your looking at your self beating off lol

Nope, it makes me confident in my appearance lmao

[raremew]

Nope, it makes me confident in my appearance lmao

ah..well i guess that makes sense..sorta..

[claud3]

Well it would, if you look as good as me LMAO

[claud3]

Where the heck do you come up with this stuff? lol

i think to much lmao

[PeanutButterMunky]

Thinking isn't the problem... it's what you're thinking about that's the problem. You have a scary mind. :-0

[raremew]

Never thought of wanking while I do the washing, because never did

if you wank while washing, you'll get it all dirty again..

[Cybertox]

I said palms...

Palms?

[claud3]

Thinking isn't the problem... it's what you're thinking about that's the problem. You have a scary mind. :-0

Well i am one for thinking outside the universe

[PeanutButterMunky]

Palms?

Naw... palms...

[claud3]

Sex in the sand and wanking in the hand, makes me feel full up

[raremew]

Sex in the sand and wanking in the hand, makes me feel full up

i bet the sand feels "Full up" as well

[PeanutButterMunky]

-______-

[djpenny]

lol 6 pages of wtf

[claud3]

going back to the using mice, never have i had something so soft and hairy rubbing against my wood... For the night of pleasure came well me excellent

Never ever do it on the cooker and try and make eggs at the same time, because both have white in them and it is easy to mix them up while cooking in the frying pan...

Never ever in the bath, because some soaps are white and the juice can become hard and it is really tough to tell them apart sometimes

Never ever do it in the snow, because it is so white out there and you never know what you are throwing at your friends

Never next to cheese... Both have a odd smell and one does not taste better than he other

Just some tips for them that are color blind and always busy each day and forget to aim low and not near food, shower doors or windows, the baths water taps

And when you are in the snow, always know that just like water and other liquids

It will freeze on the way out and that is really hard to explain to your mum, girlfriend or wife...

Please be safe out there guys and remember when it crys, you are not hurting it

[djpenny]

u need help

[Cybertox]

u need help

He needs more than only help, he is in need of medical attention.

[PeanutButterMunky]

Nobody wants to read that crap, claud3.

[claud3]

why, it's honest tips and experienced advice lmao

[Ghost-Rhayne]

6 pages? I'm sure the posts here are good and not a whole bunch of spam and post count boosting...smh...

[PeanutButterMunky]

6 pages? I'm sure the posts here are good and not a whole bunch of spam and post count boosting...smh...

What a silly assumption. :P

[claud3]

6 pages? I'm sure the posts here are good and not a whole bunch of spam and post count boosting...smh...

I would never open the door

start spamming and then leave... That is not me at all

[djpenny]

6 pages? I'm sure the posts here are good and not a whole bunch of spam and post count boosting...smh...

Masturbation is a serious matter ands needs to stop

[Chille]

Masturbation is a serious matter ands needs to stop

Well yeah its to stop eventually otherwise it would be red and sore

[claud3]

I am even shocked that 6 pages of me