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    STOP Masturbation NOW

    Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape. It also leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease. Please help make parents aware of Masturbation in the home and hopefully to make it illegal.

    by liking the STOP Masturbation NOW facebook page it well stop kids from jerking off

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    Last edited by -Dj-; 02-01-2013 at 03:22. Reason: this is 2 funny

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    I'm going to assume this is satirical.

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    Either awesome troll or religious nut-job. Lol at 'Michael Hutchenson' on 21 Jan!

    Kinda concerned this is legit to be honest. So stressed I'm going to rub one out to calm myself down.

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    "hopefully to make it illegal.."

    lol. even if that happened people will still do it..its a natural thing people crave pleasure. i doubt that making it illegal will help.

    I mean might as well be more focused on the serious things instead of worrying about masturbation

    besides masturbation isnt really a big deal..
    Last edited by raremew; 02-01-2013 at 04:26.

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    As a ex masterbater this topic is near and dear to my heart. It's hard to speak about. I remember that it consumed my life. I lost my friends and lost sense of reality. My right arm was becoming rapidly bigger than my left arm. I could NOT stand going to my job or going to school because on my breaks, I would do that sin and everyone would laugh at me. One day I saw a commercial that said "Everytime you masturbate, you increase the risk of your mother's back breaking." I decided that day I would make a change for the better and I have kept my promise. I'm 2 years yank free. For anyone going through mutual problems, I want you to know that there is a way out. Stop yanking today.

    Remember that i'm going to die is the best way I know to avoid trap of thinking you have something to lose, you're already naked, there's no reason not to follow your heart.

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    ok..I will say this.. Masturbation is kinda addicting i can understand why people think its a problem...or like a drug..

    eh..idk seems pointless since people will still do it

    its like drugs..make it illegal they will find ways
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    Quote Originally Posted by djpenny View Post
    Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape. It also leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease. Please help make parents aware of Masturbation in the home and hopefully to make it illegal.

    by liking the STOP Masturbation NOW facebook page it well stop kids from jerking off

    https://www.facebook.com/pages/STOP-...42960809056057
    I'm going to assume this is you being sarcastic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by keefy View Post
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    lol XD

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    Weird...I can't put "don't" and "masturbate in the same sentence together. Also, I hope you're trolling/


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    Quote Originally Posted by DreDayDetox View Post
    Weird...I can't put "don't" and "masturbate in the same sentence together. Also, I hope you're trolling/
    Don't masturbate on my dad's face?

    Remember that i'm going to die is the best way I know to avoid trap of thinking you have something to lose, you're already naked, there's no reason not to follow your heart.

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    What?! You want to make my main hobby illegal?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DreDayDetox View Post
    Weird...I can't put "don't" and "masturbate in the same sentence together. Also, I hope you're trolling/
    Don't stop masturbating

    Simple as that


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    Oh yay. Another gun control thread

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    Lol warning side effects from masterbaiting may include strong right arm, a nice night sleep, and many more dangerous side effect

    Remember kids guns dont kill people, wankers do



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    ****, how did you know I was masturbating at this very moment?


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    *** on guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chille View Post
    Lol warning side effects from masterbaiting may include strong right arm, a nice night sleep, and many more dangerous side effect

    Remember kids guns dont kill people, wankers do
    lol

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