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    Say ‘hello’ to the game you play with your penis.

    Say ‘hello’ to the game you play with your penis.
    on Feb 08 by I love Japanese games



    That’s right, I said ‘Penis’. I’m kind of hoping I won’t have to say it again in a hurry. The game is called Custom Maid 3D and, well, without beating around the bush – it’s basically a 3D anime sex doll that, with the use of an innovative new controller you can, um… have virtual sex with.


    The controller itself is the unusually titled Ju-C Air – and it syncs movement with your character using sensors inside, that can detect ‘depth and speed’.

    The on-screen maid will then respond according to your actions, and in a rather disturbing turn of event’s there’s a button on it that you can press for you game character to ejaculate at the point of your choosing.




    You can make your own maid with a choice of four personalities – and the costumes you can dress them up in will vary depending on which store in Japan you buy your copy from.


    Needless to say we’ve requested a review copy we don’t want anything to do with this.

    If you’d like to know more – we suggest you head
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    http://www.ricedigital.co.uk/say-hel...th-your-penis/

    Lets Just Say LMAO WTF

    Last edited by Black; 03-15-2013 at 22:29.


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    Lmao silver will probably be interested in this.

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    I won't be purchasing this game used...

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    Fucking garbage. Do they think this will help Japan's reputation?

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    ok...lol
    not suprised being that its from japan..
    just make sure you wear a condom lol

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    Oh man I laughed for at least 5 minutes reading this I usually never laugh that hard..lmao
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    Oh my.

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    this is just BULLOCKS


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    You know your going to get it claud your always talking about naughty things..

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    sure am and man alive i am a just a FORESKIN away from a PULL BACK


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    Quote Originally Posted by claud3 View Post
    sure am and man alive i am a just a FORESKIN away from a PULL BACK
    epic,

    BEST POST EVER IN

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    What in the hell is this?


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    Remember that i'm going to die is the best way I know to avoid trap of thinking you have something to lose, you're already naked, there's no reason not to follow your heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylar View Post
    maybe in this game it's not best to come first
    It's one of those games you order online to avoid weird looks from employees.

    Remember that i'm going to die is the best way I know to avoid trap of thinking you have something to lose, you're already naked, there's no reason not to follow your heart.

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    This is KFC with out the lick-in


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    Just ordered 2 of these bitches. I'm sorry but anyone waiting for next gen for the evolution of games

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