http://www.ricedigital.co.uk/say-hel...th-your-penis/Say ‘hello’ to the game you play with your penis.
on Feb 08 by I love Japanese games
That’s right, I said ‘Penis’. I’m kind of hoping I won’t have to say it again in a hurry. The game is called Custom Maid 3D and, well, without beating around the bush – it’s basically a 3D anime sex doll that, with the use of an innovative new controller you can, um… have virtual sex with.
The controller itself is the unusually titled Ju-C Air – and it syncs movement with your character using sensors inside, that can detect ‘depth and speed’.
The on-screen maid will then respond according to your actions, and in a rather disturbing turn of event’s there’s a button on it that you can press for you game character to ejaculate at the point of your choosing.
You can make your own maid with a choice of four personalities – and the costumes you can dress them up in will vary depending on which store in Japan you buy your copy from.
Needless to say we’ve requested a review copy we don’t want anything to do with this.
If you’d like to know more – we suggest you head here.
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Say ‘hello’ to the game you play with your penis.
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Lmao silver will probably be interested in this.
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I won't be purchasing this game used...
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Fucking garbage. Do they think this will help Japan's reputation?
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ok...lol
not suprised being that its from japan..
just make sure you wear a condom lol
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Oh man I laughed for at least 5 minutes reading this I usually never laugh that hard..lmao
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this is just BULLOCKS
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02-08-2013 #9Tenshi no Sekai
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You know your going to get it claud your always talking about naughty things..
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sure am and man alive i am a just a FORESKIN away from a PULL BACK
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Lmao..I'm done
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i out did you woow hooo
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Yes cluad you out did me mate.
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epic,
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sure am and man alive i am a just a FORESKIN away from a PULL BACK
BEST POST EVER IN
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What in the hell is this?
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CALL THE POLICE silver_knight is in the area lmao
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maybe in this game it's not best to come first
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It's one of those games you order online to avoid weird looks from employees. Originally Posted by Sylar
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It's a five finger discount
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Oh, Japan. What will you think of next?
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What the heck is this? lol.
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This is KFC with out the lick-in
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Just ordered 2 of these bitches. I'm sorry but anyone waiting for next gen for the evolution of games
IS A FUCKING RETARD!!
The future is right before your eyes...the future is on your dick...
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