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    Say hello to the game you play with your $#@!.

    Say hello to the game you play with your $#@!.
    on Feb 08 by I love Japanese games



    Thats right, I said $#@!. Im kind of hoping I wont have to say it again in a hurry. The game is called Custom Maid 3D and, well, without beating around the bush its basically a 3D anime sex doll that, with the use of an innovative new controller you can, um have virtual sex with.


    The controller itself is the unusually titled Ju-C Air and it syncs movement with your character using sensors inside, that can detect depth and speed.

    The on-screen maid will then respond according to your actions, and in a rather disturbing turn of events theres a button on it that you can press for you game character to ejaculate at the point of your choosing.




    You can make your own maid with a choice of four personalities and the costumes you can dress them up in will vary depending on which store in Japan you buy your copy from.


    Needless to say weve requested a review copy we dont want anything to do with this.

    If youd like to know more we suggest you head
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    http://www.ricedigital.co.uk/say-hel...th-your-$#@!/

    Lets Just Say LMAO WTF

    Last edited by Vyse; 03-15-2013 at 22:29.
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    Lmao silver will probably be interested in this.

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    I won't be purchasing this game used...

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    $#@!ing garbage. Do they think this will help Japan's reputation?
    Thanks to Kwes for the signature!

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    ok...lol
    not suprised being that its from japan..
    just make sure you wear a condom lol

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    Oh man I laughed for at least 5 minutes reading this I usually never laugh that hard..lmao
    Japan..Daisuki

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    Oh my.

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    this is just BULLOCKS
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    You know your going to get it claud your always talking about naughty things..

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    sure am and man alive i am a just a FORESKIN away from a PULL BACK
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    Lmao..I'm done

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    i out did you woow hooo
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    Yes cluad you out did me mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by claud3 View Post
    sure am and man alive i am a just a FORESKIN away from a PULL BACK
    epic,

    BEST POST EVER IN

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    What in the hell is this?


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    Remember that i'm going to die is the best way I know to avoid trap of thinking you have something to lose, you're already naked, there's no reason not to follow your heart.

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    CALL THE POLICE silver_knight is in the area lmao
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    maybe in this game it's not best to come first


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylar View Post
    maybe in this game it's not best to come first
    It's one of those games you order online to avoid weird looks from employees.

    Remember that i'm going to die is the best way I know to avoid trap of thinking you have something to lose, you're already naked, there's no reason not to follow your heart.

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    It's a five finger discount
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    Oh, Japan. What will you think of next?







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    What the heck is this? lol.


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    This is KFC with out the lick-in
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    Just ordered 2 of these $#@!es. I'm sorry but anyone waiting for next gen for the evolution of games

    IS A $#@!ING RETARD!!

    The future is right before your eyes...the future is on your dick...

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