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    I just busted a nut.

    I went to walmart to get the key from my cousin's mom. So as I got the key, I seen my Brother near the entrance. I naturally thought to run and jump on the back of the truck.. I leaped through the air and only one leg made it on. My other leg was hanging off the truck and my nuts was smashed against the railing. Everyone was watching, too. Did you ever bust a nut?

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    Not in the sense you did.


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    lol wtf
    Yeah once, I was walking along a wall but unfortunately it had been raining a while before hand so I slipped and ended up with a leg either side the wall, nuts were in pain all day. I cried like a girl because I almost became a girl.

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    Don't know if this counts but I went to my uncles house to go visit. My aunt opens the door I say hi and ask where my uncle is. She said upstairs so I turn the corner and out of nowhere my little cousin full blast rocket punched my nuts. Lol that $#@! hurt like hell damn 5 yr old she was laughing at me too!

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    I've managed to sit on myself before, that $#@! huurts




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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylar View Post
    I've managed to sit on myself before, that $#@! huurts
    oww..that does hurt >_<

    i think i've been hit before in that area, by a few of my friends. gotta love friends huh?

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    Yes I have.

    Letvme just say never ride a bicycle with no seat. If you do, make sure your shoes are tied so the laces dont get caught up in the sprocket.

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    What Silver wanted to do



    What he really did..


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    Quote Originally Posted by DeviousOne View Post
    What Silver wanted to do



    What he really did..

    Lol sounds about right XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeviousOne View Post
    What Silver wanted to do



    What he really did..

    +Rep brah lol this is just icing to my payback karmas a $#@!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeviousOne View Post
    What Silver wanted to do



    What he really did..

    No...this is what Silver actually did:


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    I just busted a nut.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro View Post
    +Rep brah lol this is just icing to my payback karmas a $#@!
    Thanks homie! I feel bad for silver when he feels the wrath of a pissed off Kuro! Lol

    @monkeyclaw....well played sir lol

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    so you busted a nut, BALLS grow hair and BALLS heal
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    Thanks homie! I feel bad for silver when he feels the wrath of a pissed off Kuro! Lol

    @monkeyclaw....well played sir lol
    It was pretty satisfying no lie..lol

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    Oh silver and his threads...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylar View Post
    I've managed to sit on myself before, that $#@! huurts
    Who hasn't ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeviousOne View Post
    What Silver wanted to do



    What he really did..

    That's actually Silver in the bottom gif.




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    Yeah, I was climbing inside wall of barn, feet only on 1-1/2" boards, and slipped from about 10 feet up, landing straddle on a fence. I must have laid there on the ground for about 10-15 minutes before I could even sit up. Luckily, the boys survived...

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    Sitting on your bike wrong hurts.
    She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up.

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    Oh the irony of your username in this thread
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    you are lucky you $#@!ed this morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by claud3 View Post
    you are lucky you $#@!ed this morning

    Or did he?.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylar View Post
    I've managed to sit on myself before, that $#@! huurts
    LOL this!!! ^

    Plus i once kicked myself in the nuts which was not funny at all.. sat on a couch with my legs stretched out to a footrest type device.. a buddy decided to set fire to one of my socks.. and i dunno what happened!!? my body just reacted and my foot just threw itself at my nuts!
    Thinking back i can laugh, but at the time i was quite distressed. Good times!

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    I just ate a sandwich.

    Doesn't mean its thread worth information. :/
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