I just busted a nut.

[Silver_Knight]

I went to walmart to get the key from my cousin's mom. So as I got the key, I seen my Brother near the entrance. I naturally thought to run and jump on the back of the truck.. I leaped through the air and only one leg made it on. My other leg was hanging off the truck and my nuts was smashed against the railing. Everyone was watching, too. Did you ever bust a nut?

[DreDayDetox]

Not in the sense you did.

[Nick_Scryer]

lol wtf
Yeah once, I was walking along a wall but unfortunately it had been raining a while before hand so I slipped and ended up with a leg either side the wall, nuts were in pain all day. I cried like a girl because I almost became a girl.

[Kuro]

Don't know if this counts but I went to my uncles house to go visit. My aunt opens the door I say hi and ask where my uncle is. She said upstairs so I turn the corner and out of nowhere my little cousin full blast rocket punched my nuts. Lol that shit hurt like hell damn 5 yr old she was laughing at me too!

[RaY_210]

[Sylar]

I've managed to sit on myself before, that shit huurts

[raremew]

I've managed to sit on myself before, that shit huurts

oww..that does hurt >_<

i think i've been hit before in that area, by a few of my friends. gotta love friends huh?

[chrisw26308]

Yes I have.

Letvme just say never ride a bicycle with no seat. If you do, make sure your shoes are tied so the laces dont get caught up in the sprocket.

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[DeviousOne]

What Silver wanted to do



What he really did..

[raremew]

What Silver wanted to do



What he really did..

Lol sounds about right XD

[Kuro]

What Silver wanted to do



What he really did..

+Rep brah lol this is just icing to my payback karmas a bitch

[MonkeyClaw]

What Silver wanted to do



What he really did..

No...this is what Silver actually did:

[DeviousOne]

+Rep brah lol this is just icing to my payback karmas a bitch

Thanks homie! I feel bad for silver when he feels the wrath of a pissed off Kuro! Lol

@monkeyclaw....well played sir lol

[claud3]

so you busted a nut, BALLS grow hair and BALLS heal

[Kuro]

Thanks homie! I feel bad for silver when he feels the wrath of a pissed off Kuro! Lol

@monkeyclaw....well played sir lol

It was pretty satisfying no lie..lol

[Cybertox]

Oh silver and his threads...

[RyanGT]

I've managed to sit on myself before, that shit huurts

Who hasn't ?

[ps3freak18]

What Silver wanted to do



What he really did..

That's actually Silver in the bottom gif.

[navenalyd]

Yeah, I was climbing inside wall of barn, feet only on 1-1/2" boards, and slipped from about 10 feet up, landing straddle on a fence. I must have laid there on the ground for about 10-15 minutes before I could even sit up. Luckily, the boys survived...

Not much would be worse than this:
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[Coconut_Crunch]

Sitting on your bike wrong hurts.

[RaY_210]

Sitting on your bike wrong hurts.

Oh the irony of your username in this thread

[claud3]

you are lucky you wanked this morning

[Fon]

you are lucky you wanked this morning

Or did he?.

Hope you get better soon, Silver_Knight.

[DeRaddyoMoFo]

I've managed to sit on myself before, that shit huurts

LOL this!!! ^

Plus i once kicked myself in the nuts which was not funny at all.. sat on a couch with my legs stretched out to a footrest type device.. a buddy decided to set fire to one of my socks.. and i dunno what happened!!? my body just reacted and my foot just threw itself at my nuts!
Thinking back i can laugh, but at the time i was quite distressed. Good times!

[-Kwesnoth-]

I just ate a sandwich.

Doesn't mean its thread worth information. :/