How many children do you want?

**The Black Wolf** · 03-01-2013

Imagine you had a wife and were laying in the bed with her. She turns and asks you, "How many children do YOU want, honey bunny bunches of oats snuckums chocolate bunny rabbit?"

What's the number you would tell your wife? And are you good with kids?

Me? I'm in my 20's, and right now I don't want any kids. I also don't get along with kids.

What about you?

**Rapture** · 03-01-2013

One or two. Probably two. I wouldn't want more.

**Updator** · 03-01-2013

Definitely no more than two.

**DreDayDetox** · 03-01-2013

I would be like.

"Well that's too bad..."

and she'll be like, "What..why? What do you mean?"

and then I'll end it with, "I GOT A VASECTOMY, BITCH! YEEEEEEEEAAAAH!"

and then I sign divorce papers next week

**Lethal_NFS** · 03-01-2013

I wanted 2 kids. I ended up with 6 lol

**The Boy From School** · 03-01-2013

My favorite number.

4.

**Blacksite** · 03-01-2013

Originally Posted by The Black Wolf

Imagine you had a wife and were laying in the bed with her. She turns and asks you, "How many children do YOU want, honey bunny bunches of oats snuckums chocolate bunny rabbit?"

What's the number you would tell your wife?

I'd slowly turn to the other side, close my eyes and mumble something incoherently. That's how I picture most nighttime discussions anyway.

**DeadCrow** · 03-01-2013

3

2 boys 1 girl.

**mooninites** · 03-01-2013

Ideally, It would be no more than four for me. Shit happens tho

Sent from my Nexus 4

**Syphon_Filter** · 03-01-2013

Only two. One boy and a girl.

**Xelios** · 03-01-2013

Zero.

**$Greatness$** · 03-01-2013

I'm batting 1,000 on the pull out method.

But if I had to put a cap on it, like, 2. I'm good with kids, but who wants a ton of water heads running around screaming "Daddy can I get this? He took my controller! I broke shit and it ain't my fault"

Wild Wild lyfe. lol

**x6Teen** · 03-01-2013

2, 3 wouldn't be too bad though.

100% sure that im naming the first one Zeus

**R_Mac_1** · 03-01-2013

Three, because that's what I have and we don't want any more.

...Tapatalking

**DarkVincent07** · 03-01-2013

as little number as i can get away with. preferably zero

**Beardy** · 03-01-2013

2. 1 boy and 1 girl. However, I'd wait a few years from having the first child though.

**Green Michine** · 03-01-2013

I want 4 kids

**PeanutButterMunky** · 03-01-2013

Originally Posted by x6Teen

100% sure that im naming the first one Zeus

Lol...

I'd say probably 2 of my own and 1 adopted. Don't care what gender but I've always wanted a girl for some reason.

To the OP... how do you not get along with kids? Kids are the easiest people to get along with. They're great. :]

**Serinous** · 03-01-2013

My wife and I don't want any kids right now. Both of us are in a very good place right now in terms of our careers. However, eventually though... 2 maximum.