What Bones Have You Broke And How

[Sir_Scud]

Broke my leg riding my bike as a kid. Hit this curb at a strange angle and did a crazy flip. Since I wasn't wearing a helmet the doctors scolded my dad and gave me a tiny little girl purple helmet, about 3 sizes too small for my head.

Crazy thing was after I broke my leg, I didn't feel any pain. It wasn't until I tried to get up from falling and put all my weight into my broken leg trying to push my body back up. Fun Thanksgiving.

[ps3freak18]

Yes no bones in the penis, but because it was a stiff and so hard and when she slipped down and onto it, it just snapped and he went to the hospital and they had weeks to work on fixing it,

The end result is a penis that is not functioning right he is himself but not if you know what I mean

Poor guy.

[claud3]

I know mate, breaking a leg or arm and having less function in it I could stand... but that area is a whole different thing

[Completely Average]

Broke every finger on both hands, some more than once. Did everything from shoving my hands through a car windshield in a wreck to rock climbing accidents to catching a baseball wrong, etc...

Broke my left arm once. Was riding a bike while my dog trotted along beside me. I was holding the leash in my left hand, dog on the left side, and she spotted a rabbit to the right and took chase. That yanked the handlebar to the right, causing me to fly over the handlebar and landed on my wrist wrong.

Broke my right arm twice. First falling off the roof when I was a teen and was helping my dad fix some shingles. Second time I took a fall while climbing over some boulders used as a breakwater at the beach.

Broke my nose when I was 5. Watched Evel Kneivel jump over some busses on a motorcycle, I thought I could make a ramp and jump over my wagon on my bike. I was wrong.

I broke two toes when a coworker ran over them with a forklift.

I chipped the bone in my right eye socket when I got hit with a rock. One of my neighbors was tossing rocks in the air and hitting them with a baseball bat, and I happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.



That's about it for my broken bones. Now where is the thread about stitches?

[Updator]

Broke every finger on both hands, some more than once. Did everything from shoving my hands through a car windshield in a wreck to rock climbing accidents to catching a baseball wrong, etc...

Broke my left arm once. Was riding a bike while my dog trotted along beside me. I was holding the leash in my left hand, dog on the left side, and she spotted a rabbit to the right and took chase. That yanked the handlebar to the right, causing me to fly over the handlebar and landed on my wrist wrong.

Broke my right arm twice. First falling off the roof when I was a teen and was helping my dad fix some shingles. Second time I took a fall while climbing over some boulders used as a breakwater at the beach.

Broke my nose when I was 5. Watched Evel Kneivel jump over some busses on a motorcycle, I thought I could make a ramp and jump over my wagon on my bike. I was wrong.

I broke two toes when a coworker ran over them with a forklift.

I chipped the bone in my right eye socket when I got hit with a rock. One of my neighbors was tossing rocks in the air and hitting them with a baseball bat, and I happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.



That's about it for my broken bones. Now where is the thread about stitches?

Surely having that many broken bones would make you the opposite of completely average

[coolguy]

I had open heart surgery when i was 18,

[PeanutButterMunky]

I had open heart surgery when i was 18,

How many bones did you break doing that? :-0

My friend had open heart surgery when he was like 4... scary stuff.

[-Kwesnoth-]

Just broke my collarbone on thursday. Just another added to the list.

[PeanutButterMunky]

Just broke my collarbone on thursday. Just another added to the list.

That's terrible, bro. What were you doing?

[MonkeyClaw]

Just broke my collarbone on thursday. Just another added to the list.

From skateboarding? I had several friends that broke their collarbones from skateboarding back in the day, not a fun thing to break!

[-Kwesnoth-]

I was snowboarding on not very much snow, and after a jump the front of my board caught some mud and I got thrown straight to my right shoulder.

[PeanutButterMunky]

I was snowboarding on not very much snow, and after a jump the front of my board caught some mud and I got thrown straight to my right shoulder.

That sucks, dude. Must've hurt like a b^tch.

[-Kwesnoth-]

That sucks, dude. Must've hurt like a b^tch.

Doesn't hurt terribly, sucks that the cure is a sling, and some meds, just got to wait for it to heal.

[PeanutButterMunky]

Doesn't hurt terribly, sucks that the cure is a sling, and some meds, just got to wait for it to heal.

Collarbones never look the same after they heal, though.

[ps3freak18]

Just broke my collarbone on thursday. Just another added to the list.

Yeah that sucks. I hate that brace they make you wear. Basically pulls your shoulder back to alleviate pressure on collar bone.

[Completely Average]

Surely having that many broken bones would make you the opposite of completely average

Well, it certainly doesn't make me Superman, I can tell you that.

[o0StatiK]

I played hockey for 15 years. I've had a few broken noses. Yes, they hurt just as bad if not worse than they look.

I've broken my collar bone snowboarding, and my hand due to anger punched a wall). Probably broke a few fingers/toes as well

[-Kwesnoth-]

Here is an x-ray of my collarbone fracture.

[PeanutButterMunky]

Here is an x-ray of my collarbone fracture.

I need to find the x-rays of my shattered knee.

That really sucks, bro. Hope you heal quick. My bro broke his collarbone when he was snowboarding. It tends to heal and look bumpy.