Boner at the wrong time!

[The Boss]

that moment when you get a boner at the wrong time. Name your most awkward moment with a boner

[Naxi]

Haven't really had awkward moments with boners. Morning wood can be annoying when people decide to walk into your room. Especially since I like to sleep naked.

[Dave-The-Rave]

Haven't had a spontaneous boner since my mid teens. It takes more than visual stimulation for me to get one.

[DreDayDetox]

In church when I was 15. LOL

[Ghost-Rhayne]

When I was watching my mum and dad have sex...

[itachi73378]

When I was watching my mum and dad have sex...

Please don't turn into claud or silver

[The Boss]

In church when I was 15. LOL

Dude i get the one sunday in church because there is this hotty in there

[Kuro]

Guess silver and claud are starting to rub off against you ghostie all homo

[Ghost-Rhayne]

Please don't turn into claud or silver

mate i would never jump on carrots of conformity...i ride the pink unicorn across rainbows of sense. like that?

[Bigdoggy]

lolz at people that get a boner when they are wearing bicycle shorts. ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That moment where they say okay get up and stretch your arms up in the air, reach for the sky and you are like >.<

[RyanGT]

that moment when you get a boner at the wrong time. Name your most awkward moment with a boner

Um.. right now

[Fon]

It has happened to me and during random moments. Anything can stimulate it and not just from sexual desires.

[itachi73378]

It has happened to me and during random moments. Anything can stimulate it and not just from sexual desires.

Yeah sometimes I don't really know what makes it happen. 'It' has a mind of its own

[DeviousOne]

This explains it all in my situation LMAO



I used to get boners all the time in my mid teens just sitting in class....however i will keep everyone posted if any awkward boners occur

[Silver_Knight]

Dude i get the one sunday in church because there is this hotty in there

Are you talking about Brittany? I'd get her mom. Tag team.
@Kuro, I've already hit that.

Anyways, when I was at Carver there was a hot girl sitting beside me. She started giggling because It was going down my leg (Cause I'm hung like that) and then I started hitting my boner trying to make It go down. That thing had It's own brain that day.

[The Boss]

[QUOTE=Silver_Knight;6034597]Are you talking about Brittany? I'd get her mom. Tag team.
Yes her SK her

My junk has a mind of its on its like hey hows it hanging? then 2 seconds later giggity

[PeanutButterMunky]

I have hypersexuality disorder... so pretty much every day. I've learned to control it through meditation.

[mooninites]

I had one in highschool in my literature class. Me and a girl that sat next to me would flirt a lot and she would grab my junk. Next thing I know, I was being called up to do my presentation. I had a full on and refused to get up and said to the teacher I didn't do anything for the presentation. Failed it.

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[PeanutButterMunky]

I had one in highschool in my literature class. Me and a girl that sat next to me would flirt a lot and she would grab my junk. Next thing I know, I was being called up to do my presentation. I had a full on and refused to get up and said to the teacher I didn't do anything for the presentation. Failed it.

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I would've worn that boner proudly in front of class.

[mooninites]

I would've worn that boner proudly in front of class.

Lol you are braver than I.

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[PeanutButterMunky]

Lol you are braver than I.

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I just don't give a sh^t. I was giving a presentation one time in front of class and this kid was pointing at me and making fun and I chucked my project at him and hit him in the face. He never made fun of me again for some reason. The trip to the principal's office was fun, so was the temporary expulsion. :/ lol

[mooninites]

I just don't give a sh^t. I was giving a presentation one time in front of class and this kid was pointing at me and making fun and I chucked my project at him and hit him in the face. He never made fun of me again for some reason. The trip to the principal's office was fun, so was the temporary expulsion. :/ lol

Holy hell dude. You got some balls on ya lol. I never was a pushover either. Never got to the point of throwing shit at people tho.

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[Morganator]

During a middle school field trip. One of the girls I liked and was looking at noticed it and asked me if I wanted to be her boyfriend. LOL

[claud3]

In work when i was serving food to the staff that work with me... That was a tough time and i still have a laugh about it with them

[BG_]

Every morning. Sharing a room with your two brothers isn't the funnest thing in the world.