Never ever leave your zip open ( Because questions will be asked )

[Bigdoggy]

I was commando as always when in work... I hate wearing underwear in work, because it is not nice when all sweating and stuff

LOL sorry but this is funny and lets not forget this is what happens when you go commando. Just for the fact you went commando when serving food, you had this coming and I don't feel bad one bit. See, there are problems when going commando and that's when your zipper is accidently down instead of underwear or boxers holding you shlong in and covering it, it's bare so everyone see's it.

This is one of those things that is bound to happen and going commando when serving food. o.O sheeesh

[*goo]

Ma'am, I believe you ordered the sausage?

[The Boy From School]

Ok guys i have not been so active this week because of a really unsettling and not so funny thing that happened to me over the last week

What happened was that i went to work and got into trouble big time and it is not funny at all... Now keep in mind that i serve food and do the clean up after customers... So anyways i went to work and as normal i did my thing of saying hello to people and the staff, i love my job and all the customers that come in and out and the customers that come in all the time

These are the one's i have known for ages and have a friendship with and they love coming in and having a laugh with me... Also the staff are down right awesome and the boss is a really laid back and down to earth type of guy...

Anyways this is what happened. I was doing my serving and chatting away with everyone and then i needed the toilet and so i went and as normal i wash my hands and do what you do, but i forgot to pull my zip up and i went for 30 minutes with my zip down...

Until i noticed and it was way to late, because as i was serving people and chatting away my thing dropped out and onto the serving table, it is a low table and i am a tall guy, so it was not the best way to chat to people...

so some did not notice and others just walked away and pulled a face off WTF and i was just wondering what was wrong... I did not notice it myself because i was so so busy and had a lot on my mind...

So for nearly 30 minutes i was going around and serving people and cleaning tables and i still did not know why people were giving me the WTF face, until my boss took me to the side and told me...

I was clearly red faced and so upset and anger that i never noticed for a whole 30 minutes and pissed of with the fact others did not tell me and i mean the staff...

So i have to zip up and make a public " i am sorry " to all the customers and the staff... This has to be the worse thing to ever happen to me ever and i make sure i always check and this i hope will never ever happen again..

This is something i really hope you guys never have to go through.. Because believe me you do not want to go through this and have to say sorry to everyone and i mean everyone and not just the staff..

I still have my job and that is the only good that came out of it and it is not even mentioned in work at all and even the customers never mention it and i know this is a good thing and they know i did not mean for it to happen and i will never forget this ever

This did not happen.

[DreDayDetox]

ma'am, i believe you ordered the sausage?

lmfao!!!

[PeanutButterMunky]

lmfao!!!

+1

Can't stop laughing... lol.

[Kuro]

Lmao!!! +Rep goo

[Coconut_Crunch]

I'm thinking of that movie called Bachelor Party with Tom Hanks and the guy named Nick the Dick. hahaha

[*goo]

Thank you server but I believe I ordered the foot-long. This is a chipolata...

Also. I don't like cheese.

[Sylar]

may i interest you in todays special madam?

[PeanutButterMunky]

This may be the best thread ever.

[*goo]

Customer looks at claud3's penis: Oh you're the 'head' chef

[PeanutButterMunky]

You're killin' me goo, lol.

[*goo]

And there we all thought it was the customer responsible for leaving a 'tip'...

[keefy]

7-zip keep that thing locked up
http://www.7-zip.org

[ps3freak18]

That sucks man. I couldn't imagine the embarrassment that had to go through your mind. I would be mortified. Just a little something to make you laugh. How awesome would have been if someone would have asked for a tube steak? Preferably female of course.

[DreDayDetox]

Manager: I've got my eye on you.

Claude: Me too.

[Silver_Knight]

If my thing would've hit the table, I would've noticed it because it would've broke the table in half.

[Acid Snake]

If my thing would've hit the table, I would've noticed it because it would've broke the table in half.

Lies on top of lies dude. Tell the truth. If it fell on the table, no one would know.

This should serve as a good reason never to go commando. I too, have forgotten to zip up. Luckily, the color of my underwear was the only thing spotted.

[Silver_Knight]

Lies on top of lies dude. Tell the truth. If it fell on the table, no one would know.

This should serve as a good reason never to go commando. I too, have forgotten to zip up. Luckily, the color of my underwear was the only thing spotted.

Please it would go like this....

[Bigdoggy]

You would think while walking you could feel a breeze of some sort. I remember someone from my work in the bathroom washing his hands, but the crack of his ass was showing so I dropped a pencil in there.

[Kuro]

He didn't notice?

[podsaurus]

I'm sorry claude. That's very embarrassing but it's good no one is talking about it.

[PeanutButterMunky]

If my thing would've hit the table, I would've noticed it because it would've broke the table in half.

[BoyBettaKnow]

Did this genuinely happen? I can't understand how you wouldn't notice your bits outside of your flys.


BBK. Tapatalking.

[PeanutButterMunky]

Did this genuinely happen? I can't understand how you wouldn't notice your bits outside of your flys.

Yes... but then again... it IS claud.