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    Never ever leave your zip open ( Because questions will be asked )

    Ok guys i have not been so active this week because of a really unsettling and not so funny thing that happened to me over the last week

    What happened was that i went to work and got into trouble big time and it is not funny at all... Now keep in mind that i serve food and do the clean up after customers... So anyways i went to work and as normal i did my thing of saying hello to people and the staff, i love my job and all the customers that come in and out and the customers that come in all the time

    These are the one's i have known for ages and have a friendship with and they love coming in and having a laugh with me... Also the staff are down right awesome and the boss is a really laid back and down to earth type of guy...

    Anyways this is what happened. I was doing my serving and chatting away with everyone and then i needed the toilet and so i went and as normal i wash my hands and do what you do, but i forgot to pull my zip up and i went for 30 minutes with my zip down...

    Until i noticed and it was way to late, because as i was serving people and chatting away my thing dropped out and onto the serving table, it is a low table and i am a tall guy, so it was not the best way to chat to people...

    so some did not notice and others just walked away and pulled a face off WTF and i was just wondering what was wrong... I did not notice it myself because i was so so busy and had a lot on my mind...

    So for nearly 30 minutes i was going around and serving people and cleaning tables and i still did not know why people were giving me the WTF face, until my boss took me to the side and told me...

    I was clearly red faced and so upset and anger that i never noticed for a whole 30 minutes and pissed of with the fact others did not tell me and i mean the staff...

    So i have to zip up and make a public " i am sorry " to all the customers and the staff... This has to be the worse thing to ever happen to me ever and i make sure i always check and this i hope will never ever happen again..

    This is something i really hope you guys never have to go through.. Because believe me you do not want to go through this and have to say sorry to everyone and i mean everyone and not just the staff..

    I still have my job and that is the only good that came out of it and it is not even mentioned in work at all and even the customers never mention it and i know this is a good thing and they know i did not mean for it to happen and i will never forget this ever
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    dude that almost happened to me at work too. I work at a corporate office....




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    That's quite a tale. It's extremely rare that I ever use the bathroom during work but if it ever happens, I'm expecting my friends to warn me.







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    my thing dropped out and onto the serving table

    I am in tears.





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    That's messed up I would've gave you the heads up first I noticed

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    Quote Originally Posted by DreDayDetox View Post
    I am in tears.



    I know it is a serious thing to happen and kids are never in were i serve and i believe that is why i still have my job... But has you say

    I would be in a whole lot of trouble if kids were there
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    I'm really glad kids weren't around. That'd be mortifying. That's still horrible. I also apologize that I'm laughing. :\
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    That's hilarious and I am happy you kept your job.

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    I still have my job and that is the only good that came out of it and it is not even mentioned in work at all
    I wonder if where you live is a part of this....I swear if you lived in America and that happened you would be serving 5-10 in a federal prison right now for sexual harassment. I love my country, but damn people here are uptight. Glad everything worked out for you and no kids had to see little Claud3.
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    Glad you got to keep your job Idk if my "piece" hit the table I wouldve noticed lmao

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    damn that must of been so embarrassing! good to hear you still have your job

    I had a pair of jeans that I used to wear for work but they developed a hole in the crotch area so I can't really wear them in work anymore, and my other pair have a 'relaxed' zip so sometimes it just comes undone, kinda glad i wear boxers!




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    still a insane thing to happen and i know it is talked about at work and behind my back. Some still look at me as if i intended for i to happen and i hate that
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    Whoa what a turn of events. Happy you kept your job

    I'm surprised you didn't notice your junk landing on to the table lol. I'd feel that instantly

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    I would be mortified if that ever happened to me. I would hope that if I were in the same situation someone would let me know, it would be a bit awkward but now as awkward as having it on show and only finding out after 30 minutes. At least you kept your job.
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    If it dropped out and hit the table you are in the wrong profession.

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    So let me get this straight, your $#@! physically fell out of your pants and underwear and hit the table?
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    Yeah I don't see how it managed to fall out of your underwear unless you weren't wearing any lol

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    I was commando as always when in work... I hate wearing underwear in work, because it is not nice when all sweating and stuff
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    Omg, this just keeps getting funnier the more I read it.


    Quote Originally Posted by chrisw26308 View Post
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    So you work around hot food and serve it to people and choose to go commando at work with the risk burning your man parts lol....doesn't sound like a good idea mate! How about if you get a $#@! at work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisw26308 View Post
    If it dropped out and hit the table you are in the wrong profession.

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    haha yeh baby arm flops out




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    Quote Originally Posted by Tutankhamun View Post
    So let me get this straight, your $#@! physically fell out of your pants and underwear and hit the table?
    I started laughing so hard after I read that part. I know it's wrong to laugh, but I can't help it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by claud3 View Post
    I was commando as always when in work... I hate wearing underwear in work, because it is not nice when all sweating and stuff
    So you'd rather soak down your pants? Isn't underwear cheaper than pants?
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