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    Three Killer Commando Dolphins On The Loose

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    Three elite Ukrainian commandos have gone AWOL.

    The dolphins are highly trained, intelligent, and can strike anywhere.

    Ukrainian media reported earlier this month that three military trained dolphins didn’t return to their base in the Crimean port of Sevastopol. The dolphins were reported to be out during a training exercise.

    These particular dolphins are trained in the use of special knives and firearms to kill enemy divers. They are also adept in the use of explosives to sink enemy ships.

    It’s unknown if the three missing dolphins had such equipment on them when they went missing, but it is believed that they are out seeking mates.

    The Ukrainian dolphin program has its roots in the Soviet era. During the cold war, the U.S.S.R. trained the dolphins to attack enemies and detect underwater mines.

    The U.S.S.R. handed over the program to the Ukrainians after its break-up.

    Dolphins are used in militaries across the world. The United States has such a program although their dolphins are not trained to attack and are used for intelligence purposes.

    Those dolphins were used for the war in Iraq.






    It’s unknown if the three missing dolphins had such equipment on them when they went missing, but it is believed that they are out seeking mates.
    it is believed that they are out seeking mates.
    out seeking mates
    Last edited by Ixion; 03-13-2013 at 14:59.

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    *Calls silver and he informs me he's in the ocean waiting for them*

    Someone is going to get sexual assaulted I bet they training other dolphins as we post!

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    Never knew that the end result was this and the dolphins knew how to walk


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    I'd like to introduce three new PSUGS directors . Dolphins were the missing link in our military formations. I gave them access to one of our underwater caves as a welcome present...found the corpse of a guy called Silver_Knight floating there this morning..battered and beaten, and obviously relentlessly molested.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeviousOne View Post
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    Well you can never tell two dolphins apart, unless you put a baby in front of them


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    Karl doesnt sound so stupid now.

    This is a local shop for local people you have no business here!

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    Dolphins that know how to use firearms and knifes wtf!?!?

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    I came in here assuming that it was a joke.. Apparently not. Where is, Silver_Knight anyways?







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    Silver is Selling them dolphins bodies for money, he is the Dolphin lord pimp


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    Quote Originally Posted by keefy View Post
    Karl doesnt sound so stupid now.

    thought of this straight away haha



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    So the end result is that dolphins are dangerous and we are in danger... I will just not bother fighting them, because i hate getting wet and i just washed my hair

    Dolphins are only dangerous if provoked and if trained wrong... These dolphins will be shot when found and or re-entered into the program they were trained for


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    I won't be going in the ocean for a while now thanks to this story and my state is surrounded by ocean lol

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    FREE WILLY i am thinking


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    Quote Originally Posted by claud3 View Post
    FREE WILLY i am thinking
    Willy was a killer whale!!! Stay on TOPIC lmfao jk bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeviousOne View Post
    Willy was a killer whale!!! Stay on TOPIC lmfao jk bro
    Orcas are not whales, they are the largest of the dolphin family.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutButterMunky View Post
    Orcas are not whales, they are the largest of the dolphin family.
    Damn you and your accurate facts lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeviousOne View Post
    Damn you and your accurate facts lmfao
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeviousOne View Post
    *Calls silver and he informs me he's in the ocean waiting for them*

    Someone is going to get sexual assaulted I bet they training other dolphins as we post!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost-Rhayne View Post
    I'd like to introduce three new PSUGS directors . Dolphins were the missing link in our military formations. I gave them access to one of our underwater caves as a welcome present...found the corpse of a guy called Silver_Knight floating there this morning..battered and beaten, and obviously relentlessly molested.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fon View Post
    I came in here assuming that it was a joke.. Apparently not. Where is, Silver_Knight anyways?
    Quote Originally Posted by claud3 View Post
    Silver is Selling them dolphins bodies for money, he is the Dolphin lord pimp
    I'll gladly take one for the team. I'm charging these dolphins by the hour so I got to go.

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    Must be good to know people think of you when rape and dolphins are mentioned... lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutButterMunky View Post
    Must be good to know people think of you when rape and dolphins are mentioned... lol.
    It's a honor to be honest. I almost cried because I was getting mentions by some of the greatest members here.

    Remember that i'm going to die is the best way I know to avoid trap of thinking you have something to lose, you're already naked, there's no reason not to follow your heart.

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    i want to fill the hole of all and empty the sack of what next,

    How do you lose a DOLPHIN


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