Attacked by a goat and wild animals as neighbors

**The Black Wolf** · 03-19-2013

A while back, I was watching tv at my parent's house in the country and I heard something. I ignored it and I heard it again. So I looked out the window and it was a white billy goat outside. I opened the door to make sure I wasn't seeing things and the goat charged. I shut the door and the billy goat rammed the screen door. He rammed it once or twice and tore up the screen door. Then he rammed the real door and put two dents in it. Every time I moved in the house, the bleating followed me. Finally, my parents came back from grocery shopping and my father took the billy goat home.

The End.

Oh yeah, any of you have wild animals as neighbors or have wild animals come into your yard? We have bobcats, deer, and bunny rabbits. In fact the bunny rabbits teamed up with the deer and ate my mother's garden outside.

**djpenny** · 03-19-2013

lol well one time my polar bear attacked a american should have seen his face it was priceless

i must of shit his pants too that Canadians do actually own polar bears as pets

**PeanutButterMunky** · 03-19-2013

When I was in Alaska... one day I forgot to bring this box of food inside the house... and when I got home the bear had tore open the box and eaten the food. The next morning... the bear apparently came back expecting seconds... and I was just casually walking down my steps when I looked up to see the bear there... about 3 feet in front of me. It looked up at me and kind of grunted disinterestedly and sniffed around again... and I slowly backed up and then started making a bunch of noise to scare it off and it left. It was a black bear and black bears are skiddish... so making noise usually drives them away. It was still a big ass black bear, but if it had been a grizzly bear I would've crapped my pants while screaming like a little girl running to the house.

I encountered a few grizzly bears as well, but they were gnawing on my cooler outside while I was chilling in the house.

Fun times.

**Sylar** · 03-19-2013

Originally Posted by PeanutButterMunky

When I was in Alaska... one day I forgot to bring this box of food inside the house... and when I got home the bear had tore open the box and eaten the food. The next morning... the bear apparently came back expecting seconds... and I was just casually walking down my steps when I looked up to see the bear there... about 3 feet in front of me. It looked up at me and kind of grunted disinterestedly and sniffed around again... and I slowly backed up and then started making a bunch of noise to scare it off and it left. It was a black bear and black bears are skiddish... so making noise usually drives them away. It was still a big ass black bear, but if it had been a grizzly bear I would've crapped my pants while screaming like a little girl running to the house.

I encountered a few grizzly bears as well, but they were gnawing on my cooler outside while I was chilling in the house.

Fun times.

man that sounds pretty mental!

only thing I've had really is when I used to go pheasant hunting and we were walking through a field and this bull didn't like us going near his ladies so he started bowing his head down and pointing his horns towards us and one of his front hooves were scraping the ground, that was pretty sketchy but my dad saved the day and scared him off lol

**PeanutButterMunky** · 03-19-2013

Originally Posted by Sylar

man that sounds pretty mental!

only thing I've had really is when I used to go pheasant hunting and we were walking through a field and this bull didn't like us going near his ladies so he started bowing his head down and pointing his horns towards us and one of his front hooves were scraping the ground, that was pretty sketchy but my dad saved the day and scared him off lol

Yeah... I don't think you want a big ass bull charging you. Just a guess, though.

There was a kayaker in front of our lodge that was being a giant douche bag and swimming toward this humpback whale and her baby... trying to bother them... and the humpback flipped the kayaker with her tail. He didn't get hurt (though I wouldn't have cared if he did)... but I don't think he's going to try and go piss off whales anymore. Idiot.

**Jaeger** · 03-19-2013

One time, a pigeon flew through the open back door of my parents house and me and my brother fed it crackers until we were satisfied he was full then just left him to do his thing. Nothing exciting but for a whole hour and a half, we had a pet pigeon. Yep.

**claud3** · 03-19-2013

One word HAMSTERS

**MonkeyClaw** · 03-19-2013

Originally Posted by PeanutButterMunky

When I was in Alaska... one day I forgot to bring this box of food inside the house... and when I got home the bear had tore open the box and eaten the food. The next morning... the bear apparently came back expecting seconds... and I was just casually walking down my steps when I looked up to see the bear there... about 3 feet in front of me. It looked up at me and kind of grunted disinterestedly and sniffed around again... and I slowly backed up and then started making a bunch of noise to scare it off and it left. It was a black bear and black bears are skiddish... so making noise usually drives them away. It was still a big ass black bear, but if it had been a grizzly bear I would've crapped my pants while screaming like a little girl running to the house.

I encountered a few grizzly bears as well, but they were gnawing on my cooler outside while I was chilling in the house.

Fun times.

Was this the culprit?

**claud3** · 03-19-2013

I see this all the time near me and it is the saddest thing in the world, wild drunks and their girlfriends

**PeanutButterMunky** · 03-19-2013

Originally Posted by MonkeyClaw

Was this the culprit?

I wish... lol.

**Completely Average** · 03-20-2013

Originally Posted by claud3

I see this all the time near me and it is the saddest thing in the world, wild drunks and their girlfriends

There is a pack of coyotes that live in my neighborhood. You can hear them yelping at night. Based on the calls I would say there are 15-20 of them, but I've only seen a couple.

I had an eagle dive into my backyard once thinking it was going to nab my dog for a meal. It dropped down lower than the top of the fence before it realized that maybe the big German Shepherd that was jumping up to meet it with jaws wide open wasn't such an easy meal after all and pulled up. My dogs believe that anything that enters our yard is there to be killed, and they catch birds out of the air like frisbees.

My next door neighbors have a garden in the backyard, and the opossums like to try to walk along the top of the fence separating our yards to get to it. Two of them have lost tails to the previously mentioned German Shepherds that way.

There are HUNDREDS of rabbits in our neighborhood. I literally see at least 10 of them each morning as I head out for work. If there is ever a food shortage I'm turning my dogs loose and having rabbit for dinner.

And then there was the skunk.

It's late at night, and I'm taking the trash out to the bin out back to be collected in the morning. Drop the bag in the bin, turn around, and spend a moment admiring the stars and moon. Suddenly I hear the sound of little clawed feet walking up behind me. I turn around expecting to see the neighbors little yip-yip dog or maybe a cat walking up and instead find myself about 3 feet away from a large skunk. I don't normally run from animals, even wolves and coyotes, but I ran as fast as I could into my garage and hit the button to shut the door. Don't know what happened to the skunk, I was just thankful to not get sprayed.

**Fon** · 03-20-2013

Not me but over by, Winco a horde of ducks usually hang out in the parking lot expecting people to feed them. Then one day a woman was literally surrounded by them when she made the mistake of feeding them. She was looking around for help but I just shrugged it off and kept walking.

**claud3** · 03-20-2013

Originally Posted by Completely Average

There is a pack of coyotes that live in my neighborhood. You can hear them yelping at night. Based on the calls I would say there are 15-20 of them, but I've only seen a couple.

I had an eagle dive into my backyard once thinking it was going to nab my dog for a meal. It dropped down lower than the top of the fence before it realized that maybe the big German Shepherd that was jumping up to meet it with jaws wide open wasn't such an easy meal after all and pulled up. My dogs believe that anything that enters our yard is there to be killed, and they catch birds out of the air like frisbees.

My next door neighbors have a garden in the backyard, and the opossums like to try to walk along the top of the fence separating our yards to get to it. Two of them have lost tails to the previously mentioned German Shepherds that way.

There are HUNDREDS of rabbits in our neighborhood. I literally see at least 10 of them each morning as I head out for work. If there is ever a food shortage I'm turning my dogs loose and having rabbit for dinner.

And then there was the skunk.

It's late at night, and I'm taking the trash out to the bin out back to be collected in the morning. Drop the bag in the bin, turn around, and spend a moment admiring the stars and moon. Suddenly I hear the sound of little clawed feet walking up behind me. I turn around expecting to see the neighbors little yip-yip dog or maybe a cat walking up and instead find myself about 3 feet away from a large skunk. I don't normally run from animals, even wolves and coyotes, but I ran as fast as I could into my garage and hit the button to shut the door. Don't know what happened to the skunk, I was just thankful to not get sprayed.

that is the drunks off america trying to make a living in the out skirts of the waste lands

Vegas is calling... I have never been attacked by any wild animals, because i live within the city of belfast and the closes i get to wild animals is the zoo... Even if i went out to the countryside and explored i would only come across cows, rabbits, sheep, deer and that is it...

We have wild animals here in IRELAND but they are mainly in the areas i prefer to stay clear of. Because i like my face the way it is

I would love to see wild animals roaming their land free and untouched.... But again i like my arms and legs were they are...I can not see me ever coming across anything like wild animals, within the city of belfast we have birds and cats and dogs and that is yet

The wildest is the drunks and that is no joke, they will bite you for looking at them the wrong way or if you help them... So i prefer too be safe among the wildness of the city

It is a jungle and i rather not swing a long with them, i like to keep safe and my feet on the ground if possible

**mooninites** · 03-20-2013

In Chicago I've seen a bunch of coyotes but never been attacked.

Here in New Jersey I was going to bed around 2am. I turn all the lights off and walk upstairs to my bed room. Next thing I hear is something flying past my head. I turn a light on and see nothing. Something flies by my head again and I look... It's a damn bat just hanging out. Took about a half hour to get him out. It was weird because I had all my windows closed.

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