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    I dare you to . . . XD

    Okay, here's something I DARE you to do.

    Get a table with your dad or grandfather.
    Sit him down and look him in the eyes.
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    "Dad/Grandpa, when was the last time you got some ass?"

    WARNING:

    If you are a teenager or not an adult, this question may result in an ass whooping.

    Edit: I forgot how to wrap spoiler tags around stuff.
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    I dare you to tell us the last time someone broke into your $#@! walls.

    Remember that i'm going to die is the best way I know to avoid trap of thinking you have something to lose, you're already naked, there's no reason not to follow your heart.

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    Hmmmm, last thing I want to do is hear about the last time my dad or grandfather had sex.

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    my father will get the farm donkey



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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver_Knight View Post
    I dare you to tell us the last time someone broke into your $#@! walls.
    What's that got to do with your dad or grandpa?

    Don't take the thread off topic with the very first post, for crying out loud!
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    Quote Originally Posted by djpenny View Post
    my father will get the farm donkey
    What? Does that mean what I think it means? Do I want to know what that means?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Black Wolf View Post
    What's that got to do with your dad or grandpa?

    Don't take the thread off topic with the very first post, for crying out loud!
    I'm sorry. I was just messing around. I'm going to do it but I was making a counter proposal. Anyways, disregard. I'll let you know what they say.

    Remember that i'm going to die is the best way I know to avoid trap of thinking you have something to lose, you're already naked, there's no reason not to follow your heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver_Knight View Post
    I'm sorry. I was just messing around. I'm going to do it but I was making a counter proposal. Anyways, disregard. I'll let you know what they say.
    I'm sorry too. I'm not very talkative about sex. It's a very private and sacred thing to me. Please don't be hurt.

    You're REALLY going to do it?! Oh my!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Black Wolf View Post
    I'm sorry too. I'm not very talkative about sex. It's a very private and sacred thing to me. Please don't be hurt.

    You're REALLY going to do it?! Oh my!
    Yeah, I'll have to call them instead though. I don't see them very often. It's cool because I thought this was a "joke thread" so that's why I said It.

    Remember that i'm going to die is the best way I know to avoid trap of thinking you have something to lose, you're already naked, there's no reason not to follow your heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver_Knight View Post
    Yeah, I'll have to call them instead though. I don't see them very often. It's cool because I thought this was a "joke thread" so that's why I said It.
    I'm okay with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lethal_NFS View Post
    Hmmmm, last thing I want to do is hear about the last time my dad or grandfather had sex.
    Yeah, imagine those wrinkled naked bodies rubbing together with malnaise between them. Imagine it lethal, imagine it!
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    That's $#@!in' disturbing. White people... GET IT TOGETHER! lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver_Knight View Post
    I dare you to tell us the last time someone broke into your $#@! walls.
    Not gonna lie, I lol'd .
    Quote Originally Posted by $Greatness$ View Post
    That's $#@!in' disturbing. White people... GET IT TOGETHER! lol
    lol yeah tell me about it.

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    Be Together - Not the same.



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    I'll go ahead and never ask either of them that question.


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    Okay, here's something I DARE you to do.

    Get a table with your dad or grandfather.
    Sit him down and look him in the eyes.
    Say:

    "Dad/Grandpa, I hate the troops and veterans in our country"

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    Quote Originally Posted by $Greatness$ View Post
    That's $#@!in' disturbing. White people... GET IT TOGETHER! lol
    Wolf is white? :O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost-Rhayne View Post
    Wolf is white? :O
    Nawl, I'm black. I'm not as black as $Greatness$ gorilla self, but I'm brown skinned.
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    I have asked my grandad about how much ass he has had and he is open about it... No harm to ask if your family has had past sex fun

    I love how open my family are
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    Should have expected, Silver_Knight to ask that question.







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    Quote Originally Posted by The Black Wolf View Post
    Nawl, I'm black. I'm not as black as $Greatness$ gorilla self, but I'm brown skinned.
    I'm sorry, but did someone hack your account? You don't even remotely sound like yourself... and this thread is the glaring opposite of something you'd normally post.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Black Wolf View Post
    Yeah, imagine those wrinkled naked bodies rubbing together with malnaise between them. Imagine it lethal, imagine it!
    So do you often sit back and picture your father/grandfather having sex?

    Because if you do, then you have a problem.

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    I think it's safe to bet that the OP's account was hacked by some douche bag because she wouldn't be posting retarded crap like this. Just saying. If it is her, then she's lost her marbles.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PeanutButterMunky View Post
    I think it's safe to bet that the OP's account was hacked by some douche bag because she wouldn't be posting retarded crap like this. Just saying. If it is her, then she's lost her marbles.
    or got drunk lol
    i'm so glad people ignored my post lol



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