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    I feel Violated

    Do not try this at home. Do not try this anywhere. Just do not try it.

    A man in China's southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel stuck inside him. According to British tabloid The Sun, the man inserted the 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel into his **** after seeing it done in a porn movie, and he had to endure all-night surgery to have it extracted.

    According to a HuffPost translation of Chinese news aggregation website Mop.com, the eel reportedly chewed through the man's colon, perforating his large intestine, and became stuck in his body cavity. A graphic X-ray image (seen below) shows how far inside the eel was when the man came in for treatment.

    Medical team members reportedly said the eel, which was “simply trying to find its way out," was alive when removed but died shortly thereafter. According to The Sun, the man is still recovering at the hospital and might face animal cruelty charges.

    The Asian swamp eel -- also known as the rice eel or rice paddy eel -- is a snake-shaped fish that is commonly sold live at food markets in East Asian countries.

    Although this type of eel is known as an invasive species in parts of the United States, this isn't the first time that it's made its way into (ahem) foreign habitats.

    In 2012, a New Zealand man had to have an eel removed from his posterior. In 2010, a Chinese man died after his friends allegedly inserted an eel into his rectum as a joke.
    Go to link for xray images

    Like the title says.......I feel violated
    Last edited by Itachi; 04-10-2013 at 21:29.

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    That's something eel never forget. (sorry)

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    'Stuffing a live eel up your ass is a great idea!'

    -said this guy

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    What in the **** is wrong with people!!

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    Last edited by keefy; 04-10-2013 at 22:09.
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    What is this new black magic?

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    You're the eel, itachi.


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    The last two sentences are even more shocking. A man died cuz his friends put an eel in his butt as a joke

    "April fools, you got eel raped to death"

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    I heard about this on the radio this morning, apparently he was watching some fetish video and got the idea to do it, and apparently someone else from China either earlier this year or last year did the same exact thing and ended up in the hospital by copying the same video! Dang China...you crazy!


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    Did the eel even tell the difference.... Since both deeps our dark and wet

    Bravo to him for being interested in sea life
    Last edited by claud3; 04-10-2013 at 22:16.


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    Quote Originally Posted by itachi73378 View Post


    What is this new black magic?
    That was my idea... I am open to any offers and wild to the best suggestion


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    Reading that made me feel violated.

    Excuse me while I sit in the shower for a minute...

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    Some ****ing people. What state of mind must one have to think sticking an eel up ones ******* is a good idea. ****

    The fact that videos like that exist online too.. cringe

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    I feel quite uncomfortable after reading that.
    I can read your thoughts.


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    That's not an eel, it's a las plagas!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitey View Post
    Some ****ing people. What state of mind must one have to think sticking an eel up ones ******* is a good idea. ****

    The fact that videos like that exist online too.. cringe
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    He has some weird fetishes. Oh and what's up with the like system?







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    This reminds me of people sticking light bulbs up their bum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitey View Post
    Some ****ing people. What state of mind must one have to think sticking an eel up ones ******* is a good idea. ****

    The fact that videos like that exist online too.. cringe
    Open minded


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    If it feels good, do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyn View Post
    If it feels good, do it
    To have your intestines torn apart and eaten? nah man

    EDIT: also someone check up on silver, my instincts tell me he might be getting some ideas and that's why he hasn't posted yet.
    Last edited by Itachi; 04-10-2013 at 22:55.

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    Quote Originally Posted by claud3 View Post
    Open minded
    Open *******

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    Quote Originally Posted by itachi73378 View Post
    to have your intestines torn apart and eaten? Nah man

    edit: Also someone check up on silver, my instincts tell me he might be getting some ideas and that's why he hasn't posted yet.
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