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    How do you react to "farting"?

    So you're chilling with your buddies and all the sudden, you hear something. A few seconds later, you smell something. You know who did it. You say:

    A) Ugh, you nasty! You need to go to the Nasty House, to be with them Nasty people!
    B) Ahahahaha! *You laugh your butt off*
    C) You understand, because you "break wind" all the time. It was probably you who did it.

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    Do you think laughing at farts is childish?
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    Farts are funny but not always.

    First time I heard a woman fart other than my mum I laughed my arse off.

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    well i'm a canadian so you know my answer



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    It depends if its a silent but deadly. I'll be like "Dude wtf!? Wtf you eat? Lol
    Or a blast I'll lmao.

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    How do you react to "farting"?

    As long as they don't resemble chemical warfare I don't care. You know, things fart.
    Although you sometimes must avoid it or be discreet. Farting loudly during a work presentation wont get you fired but will make for a funny and uncomfortable story that will last your lifetime.

    Other than that, it is common among guys to joke about farts but no one really wants to smell them.
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    There are two types of people, ones that think farts are funny, and liars.

    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.




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    I dont react and thats my reaction! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeviousOne View Post
    I dont react and thats my reaction! LOL
    Exactly! That's what I do.

    but if it's someone i know closely, i do react.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sufi View Post
    Exactly! That's what I do.

    but if it's someone i know closely, i do react.
    Someone close to me does it then get a swift kick in the ass

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    *Farts near D...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MjW View Post

    Other than that, it is common among guys to joke about farts but no one really want to smell them.
    I didn't know that about guys. You learn something everyday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Kwesnoth- View Post
    There are two types of people, ones that think farts are funny, and liars.

    hahahah nice one




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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro View Post
    *Farts near D...
    PSU broski's would be considered close enough for a kick in the ass good call homie lol

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    I try to top it with a louder one just to show how manly I am

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    Damn you'd kick me just like that? It's all good homie jp.

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    Farting? Its much more than that..,technically, your $#@!ting yourself because your also blowing little poo particles out..crustations...so next time your fart, consider it a mini-$#@!...

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    I do it in public all the time!

    I want to try defecating on a person. That would be really cool.


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    I think it's funny. My friends and I used to have competitions where if someone farted, someone else would try to top it. Many laughs were shared, and smells exchanged.


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    Depends on who it was and how bad the fart is. Most of the time I'll let it go unnoticed but, if it's with someone I know (specifically a girl) and it's a real bad one - be it loud and wet or silent but deadly - then I'll either crack up laughing or just have to leave the room. One time, I kid you not, we were at a small house party. Just sat down in the living room, having a few chill out drinks and, out of nowhere, a smell hit us. It turned out one of the girls, who was sat on the floor between my legs, had let rip. My immediate reaction was...



    I just don't expect girls to fart, ever. It's worse than the whole myth that women don't poo - they do, trust me. But this girl, she was pretty high class. Not majorly posh but she spoke 'proper English' and was beyond polite, so for her to let rip like that, it was just unexpected and hilarious.

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    Guys farting is funny..girls farting, no..just no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave-The-Rave View Post
    Guys farting is funny..girls farting, no..just no.
    What are you talking about? Girls don't fart.
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    One time, in band camp, a girl i knew farted so hard, it travelled down her stockings and blew her heels straight off...luckily, only one person was hurt...

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