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    Man spends night in grocery store, inhales 57 cans of Redi-Whip, Soiled Himself

    "BULLITT COUNTY, KY (WAVE) - A man was arrested after spending the night inside a Mount Washington grocery store, according to police.

    The manager opening a ValuMarket said 57 Redi-Whip whipped cream cans were found in the garbage Monday morning.

    According to Officer Michael Huffman with Mt. Washington police, when the manager checked the store's surveillance video he saw Trevor Runyon had gone into the store just before it closed Sunday and hid from employees.

    Police said when the lights went out, the video shows Runyon drank some beer, smoked cigarettes, cooked and ate six steaks, some shrimp and a birthday cake.

    Runyon also allegedly soiled himself and got clothes to change into.

    Afterward, Runyon climbed into the rafters and went to sleep.

    Firefighters were called to get Runyon down. He was taken into custody by police."


    http://www.wave3.com/story/22240730/...ile-in-grocery

    Its 4 in the morning and i laughed out loud for 5 mins straight like a nut job

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    Quality. This guy needs to get into competitive eating

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    The mug shot goes so well with the story, $#@!ing lol'd hard.


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    Oh man what an idiot but really funny!

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    Yeah he may be a little crazy, but who HASN'T done this at least once in their life? And don't you guys lie to me and pretend you haven't.


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    He looks satisfied at least. lol


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    Phew... not black.

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    I want to see this footage sped up with the Benny Hill theme playing over it.
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    What a baus
    I wonder when a nuclear warhead goes off, does the frame rate of real life drop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave-The-Rave View Post
    I want to see this footage sped up with the Benny Hill theme playing over it.

    This.


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    caution idiot on the floor
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    And not a single $#@! was given that day judging from his mugshot

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    Now that is a fudge surprise
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    He's seriously looks like he's thinking "I have no regrets" in that picture
    I wonder when a nuclear warhead goes off, does the frame rate of real life drop?

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    Out of the darkness into the light
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    Plato and Aristotle, a detail of The School of Athens, a fresco by Raphael. Aristotle gestures to the earth, representing his belief in knowledge

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