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    Geraldo Ramos Passes Out Drunk, Wakes Up With No *****

    Her we go again another guy with missing genitals.
    Dominican man Geraldo Ramos told local TV station Noticias Sin this week that he passed out drunk and woke up with no *****.

    The 45-year-old from Santiago says he has no clue where his ***** went, but neighbors told the station that Ramos was attacked by a dog when he was drunk. Ramos, however, has no recollection of this. The alleged dog has not been found.

    If a dog did take his *****, it wouldn't be the first time in recent weeks that a dog has made off with a man's genitalia. In late July, a paralyzed man in Arkansas woke up to discover that his canine companion had eaten one of this testicles.

    That's not to say dogs don't sometimes devour G-rated body parts. In June, a dog in Brazil, Indiana chewed off his owner's toes. Doctors believe the animal, a pitbull puppy named Bo, was trying to help the man, who was suffering from a severe foot infection.
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    Damn he's no longer a man

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    I think there should be a support group for this. This is the 2nd person without a ****. One guy has a dog that eats his **** and now this guy somehow managed to lose his ****. I sense a support group where all these guys get together.

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    From the quote, he sounds pretty chill about it. Like "Damn, where'd that thing get off to?"
    Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.




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    Quote Originally Posted by brebaz View Post
    One more reason to never ever get drunk!!
    Lol i never got drunk enough to lose my **** - and god knows i tried

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demi_God View Post
    I think there should be a support group for this. This is the 2nd person without a ****. One guy has a dog that eats his **** and now this guy somehow managed to lose his ****. I sense a support group where all these guys get together.
    Thats one support group he can join without getting ****ed around.
    Last edited by mistercrow; 08-05-2013 at 04:36.

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