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    [100% Legit News] Nintendo CEO bought 10,000 Wii U's

    “When I saw the sales figures come in for the Wii U, I was dismayed,” said Iwata at a press conference, “As CEO, I can not just do nothing. This is why I bought ten thousand Wii Us in an effort to make the numbers appear larger. I apologize for attempting to deceive investors, but please understand that I really believe in this product and the potential it has.”

    Iwata paused for a moment and then continued speaking, “Personally, I barely use my Wii U so I understand where some users are coming from. I can assure them that if they wait until 2014 or 2015 that games will eventually come. In the meantime, I suggest that current Wii U owners browse Miiverse and draw a lot of pictures.”

    One member of the press asked how Nintendo will entice potential buyers of the system to which Iwata replied, “Currently there is not much to sway consumers into purchasing a Wii U right this instant. To be honest, I’m surprised that there are still people who are thinking about buying a Wii U. In any case, you can browse Miiverse on your computer and smartphone and look at the pictures that current Wii U owners have drawn.”

    Iwata ended the conference stating, “Does anyone want to buy a Wii U from me right now?”
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    Holy $#@! did he really say that, wow.

    Go to miiverse and draw. Tough times in nintendoland

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    lol that looks like a fake article.
    Iwata paused for a moment and then continued speaking, “Personally, I barely use my Wii U so I understand where some users are coming from.
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    Still has not helped... Dude think before you buy

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    That doesn't seem real at all. Fake? I dunno. Very confused right now lol.




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    Quote Originally Posted by F34R View Post
    That doesn't seem real at all. Fake? I dunno. Very confused right now lol.
    It reeks fake in my opinion. Posted it to share a laugh to be honest.

    But it's genuinely hilarious lmao. Some of these quotes are comedy gold, even better than the fake Kaz account
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    I'd buy a Wii U from him if he'd sign it, the collector's value would be epic. And in a few years, worth hundreds if not thousands of dollars.

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    There is no way this can be real, right? If so this is terrible news, and perhaps the most negative action in history for Nintendo. Talk about doom and gloom.

    10 years and counting!

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    It reeks desperation
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    dudes come on, we know that's fake lol. sounds like that CEO Kaz's parody twitter.

    still made my day though

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    Let's edit the title to warn gullible bystanders
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    Quote Originally Posted by Georges View Post
    Let's edit the title to warn gullible bystanders
    Why would you wanna do that? Its more interesting this way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gantz View Post
    Why would you wanna do that? Its more interesting this way.

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    i fixed the title so now no one could possibly challenge it.

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    I hate p4rgaming. Their articles are bull$#@!.
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    Epic thread title.

    10 years and counting!

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    Blah! I would rather buy an Ouya.

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    That's still 9950 more WiiU's sold than 360's in Japan. Look to the positive people!

    10 years and counting!

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    Damn, I thought it was fake till I read the thread title! This is megaton!

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    Ok... I was wrong. Happy?

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    Nintendo's CEO is a very, very noble. This deserves a bow for such humility, modesty, and pure honesty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Shafty- View Post
    Damn, I thought it was fake till I read the thread title! This is megaton!

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    Ha! The thread title trolled me good. I had to go watch a rick roll video just for coming back here.




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    Quote Originally Posted by F34R View Post
    That doesn't seem real at all. Fake? I dunno. Very confused right now lol.
    Fake? Noooo, 10k was the amount needed to reach the quota in sales for Iwata to keep his CEO job. Personaly i would have dropped it and pursued my dream job in bar lounge karaoke!!!

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    "Please Understand" LMFAO


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    I loved one of the comments!

    I went to interview Mr Iwata at his house yesterday, it was quite awkward. It was hard to walk around, with all the consoles laying around. He had about 20 WiiUs hooked up to his TV. His “couch” was really just a bunch of Wii-U boxes stacked together. So was his entertainment center. Same with his tables, chairs, everything. And his toilet…

    He said, “You wee on WiiU,” followed by laughter.

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