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    Man convinces woman her $#@! is haunted and tries to rid ghosts with his $#@!

    A man was recently arrested in China after he claimed that he could get rid of ghosts from a young woman's $#@! with his $#@!. The paranormalenthusiast allegedly charged $3250 to perform the sexorcism the Huffington Post reported today.Huang Jianjun was arrested in the Guangdong Province earlier this month after he convinced A Xin that he could remove evil spirits from her $#@! by having sexual intercourse. After the bizzare incident, Xin called police the following day and Jianjun was promptly arrested.

    "The victim allegedly came to the self-described "ghost hunter" because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on. That's when Jianjun allegedly pitched the unorthodox exorcism idea," according to a report in the Global Times.

    Xin, an employee of a spice shop was so infatuated with her boss that she sought Jianjun for help because she wanted her employer to be with her. According to Xin, she claimed that Jianjun could help the two fall in love by giving her an exorcism.

    The pair met in a hotel room so that Jianjun could perform the exorcism. While in the room he had Xin strip nude so that he could examine her naked body. Jianjun then convinced Xin that he needed to have sex with her and that it was the only way to get rid of the evil spirits. Jianjun claimed that his $#@! would banish the ghosts that were preventing Xin and her boss from falling in love.

    Jianjun insists that he never had sex with the Xin and that he can't get an erection due to diabetes. He is currently in jail awaiting trial in Guangzhou.
    http://www.examiner.com/article/man-...with-his-$#@!

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    Those damn haunted $#@!s, I hate it when I run into one

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    Who ya gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS!

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    Are people in China really that stupid?

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    ROFL that reminds me of this scene in anger managment.


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    If there's something strange, in your uterus girl,
    Who you gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS!


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    I thought this girl had a haunted $#@! once but later realized it was just an echo.

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    LMFAO, China just went full retarded

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    But was it really a ghost or was it...
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    Haunted Vags are the worst.

    Glad this good samaritan helped this lady out.

    It's a damn shame he's going to jail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snooper71 View Post
    But was it really a ghost or was it...
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    he stole my idea!




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    Sounds like a pickup line silver would use

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    Damn $#@!!

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    Reminds me about (and I had too google this too make sure..) [$#@! Dentata]. The fabric of horrid nightmares.

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    Look! Ectoplasm! The ghost is dead!

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    They should've arrested her too....for stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beast of Bourbon View Post
    Sounds like a pickup line silver would use
    Yes, I would. I didn't think anyone would be stupid to fall for it though.

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    Crazy Chinese =p

    "I GIVE U ONE DORRA, U GO EXhURSIZE VERRY BAD DEMON FROM $#@! SO STUPHID BOSS GO RIKE ME NAO"
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    The funniest part of this whole situation is that its too stupid to work. And the $#@! if it didn't! LMFAO!!!!!!


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    The victim allegedly came
    I bet she did.

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    i just looked at the title of this thread and instantly thought... WHAT.jpg
    for some reason, i feel like stuffing an unrevealing yet obvious porn dvd case with goldfish snack crackers after removing the dvd and sell it to a gullible teenager.

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    The fabric of horrid nightmares.

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