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    I can only afford one new console, therefore the One I didn't buy is Super Gay

    The console wars are upon us yet again, and I am pleased to announce that this November I, _XBoxLover6969_ , will be continuing my career with Microsoft by purchasing an XBox One on opening day. It was a hard decision, but in the end I felt I couldn't betray the trust of the monolithic international corporation that has somehow earned my misguided allegiance.

    This decision was not easily reached. It wasn't until I clicked "purchase" on the Xbox One pre-order page that I was stricken with a vision of true clarity and purpose. As the money trickled swiftly from my student checking account, my path became clear. I saw for the first time that The PS4 was a worthless piece of trash (with almost no good games) and that it was "super gay" with the raw potential to eventually become "gay as all hell."

    Since my social skills are nearly as poor as my finances, I will henceforth be using the Xbox One as the focal point for my entire character. If you wish to interact with me in any way, please be prepared to discuss your favorite electronic brands or franchises. In addition to hating the PS4, I also reserve the right to hate any XBox One game I haven't purchased yet. This strategy may seem inherently radical, but my parents just told me they won't buy me video games for Christmas anymore because I'm a "goddamned adult for christ sake" so I'm merely preparing for all possible outcomes.

    Read the rest by following the link below.

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    You missed the best part. He signed it XBoner6969. That was funny but unfortunately the piss poor attitude that many (especially the teen crowd) have.

    While I think the Xbox HW is a bit inferior, to be honest I hold reservations until I see it in action. I'm not opposed to getting one next year (or the year after) if they right exclusives are there for it (or my Son is begging for it for Xmas - he was for this year until he started seeing the YouTube video's after E3 and then it was off his shopping list - I think he starts his Xmas shopping list on Dec 26th - Dad only 364 more days until Xmas.)

    In the immortal words of Fergie's backup singers - If you ain't got no money take your broke ass home.



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    Thats super!
    This is a local shop for local people you have no business here!

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    I have to wait to get home to read the full report, my job won't let me access the website, but really wow.

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    Dumb and in the wrong section.

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    You guys just can't stand that he's right. The PS4 is super gay. I'm with Xboner6969.

    Don't Steal. Don't Molest Little Children. Don't Deal Drugs.

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    lol....funny stuff

    Quote Originally Posted by GreatSpaceKoaster View Post
    Dumb and in the wrong section.
    don't know if there is a right section for this. lol
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    hmmmm.


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    Well enjoy 7 year olds swearing like sailors and a bunch of swagfag teens

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    lol....funny stuff



    don't know if there is a right section for this. lol
    LOLs and fail thread
    This is a local shop for local people you have no business here!

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    What in the world?


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    Quote Originally Posted by GreatSpaceKoaster View Post
    Dumb and in the wrong section.
    What's the right section?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sainraja View Post
    What's the right section?
    The gay section that was removed for being too gay!

    I was thinking the VS. section in all seriousness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreatSpaceKoaster View Post
    The gay section that was removed for being too gay!

    I was thinking the VS. section in all seriousness.
    The VS section is an optional section people can use for that purpose. People are allowed to post related articles in the PS4 and PS3 section if they wish.


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    immature and dumb tbh

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