Is there a way of resetting my account on here... Like as if it was new or near new again...

I am asking because i feel i have to start from scratch again and do away with all the $#@! i have posted and done more or less.. So is there any possibility of resetting my account to zero and me starting fresh again..

I don't care for the post count and rep given too me over the years... I am happy to start from zero again and work my way up...

Also SP points are pointless to me all together and i would love the ability for them to be disabled on my account...

I know this is a big ask and all... But i would feel so much better from scratch