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  • You brought me on NATIONAL TV to tell me this!

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  • UGH! *Go home and take a shower in Lysol and everything*

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  • Just break up with her and walk off stage.

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    "Honey, I'm cheated on you with 200 people and. . ." Your reaction?

    Your wife or girlfriend calls you and says, "Honey, I have some secrets to tell you. I will tell you on The Maury Show."
    A week later, you are sitting in front of Maury and your wife and spouse comes out. Maury says, "[insert your name", your wife or girlfriend has something to tell you."

    You turn to your wife or girlfriend, and she says,

    "Baby, you know I love you, but there is something you need to know. I cheated you . . ." *sobs" She continues. "I cheated on you with 200 different people over the course of our 1 year relationship and . . ." She sighs and says, "And that black, pretty horse across the street? I cheated on you with him and it was good! I walked across the street again . . . 3 days ago."

    How would you react?

    Note: This thread is meant to be funny, although yes, someone DID cheat on someone with 200 people on The Maury Show. If this offends anyone, I apologize.

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    "I will tell you on The Maury Show."

    Lol, no. You will tell me right now.
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    You can tell it to me outside my front door after I boot your ass out.

    FER MURICA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black View Post
    "I will tell you on The Maury Show."

    Lol, no. You will tell me right now.
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    Horse! You mean to tell me she had sex with a horse? Like Red Rum?
    I would want to see that.

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    Wow that happened?

    I'd just stand up go get my stuff and leave. Nothing really would need to be said at that point



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    Quote Originally Posted by keefy View Post
    Horse! You mean to tell me she had sex with a horse? Like Red Rum?
    I would want to see that.
    It's out there, u can Google it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisw26308 View Post
    It's out there, u can Google it.

    Just remember what has been seen cannot be unseen.
    I seen the vids but not in real life neeeeiighh!!


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    Three words. Hammer.sack.river.

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    I would do what the Mountain did to the Viper....like THIS!!

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    I'd ask her how she managed to find so many blind people


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    Atleast it's a breath of fresh air, lol





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    Quote Originally Posted by Duffman1986 View Post
    "Well I cheated on you with over 400 people, beat that $#@!!!"
    Absolutely this.

    To be honest, I'd be more more worried about catching something. In her case, hay fever.
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    Meh plenty of fish in the sea, see ya! Joint custody with the baby and am out

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    I wouldn't go on the Maury show ... because public humiliation on live TV is stupid. I would certainly get checked for STDs... and her stuff and her ass will be out on the street. If I have kids, I'll make damn sure I get full custody because $#@!ty people don't deserve to have children, but at the same time, the kids still deserve to see mommy ... if she's a good mommy, that is. She can see them maybe once a week, if that. People that cheat are the scum of the earth, in my opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jj03 View Post
    Three words. Hammer.sack.river.
    Sounds like a good band name!

    Hammer Sack River

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeyClaw View Post
    Sounds like a good band name!

    Hammer Sack River
    Let's start a band then.

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    vomit profusely

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    Wouldn't get past the first hurdle with me...seriously who the hell would go on TV to be humiliated? It is most likely something awful, so she'd be dumped on the spot.
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    "Do I get a cut of your $#@! money from your pimp?"

    If 'no', then $#@! off.

    If 'yes', then give me the money. And then $#@! off.

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    First I'd get an STD check, if all clear she lives, if not she dies.

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    I think the question we have to ask is how the hell did the guy this happened to remain oblivious to his girlfriend whoring around on him 200 times. I'm pretty sure you would notice something is up.


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