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    What makes a "nice butt"?

    Ever since I was 13 years old, people have told me I have a nice butt. The doctor and someone the other day said "[insert name] has a nice butt." "she sure does." Guys will look at my butt a lot. Girls will say, "I like your shape."
    I love what I see in the mirror, but it seems that other people agree, which is shocking. What I am saying is, we all have our preferences and opinions and we love who we are, but sometimes you think your tastes are so different that no one else will like them.

    So I was just wondering, what makes a nice female butt? Round? Square? Flat? Healthy?

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    For me, a small, firm butt is my favourite. Overkill butts are a turn off, just as with breasts. Small and firm, yummy, big and hanging, nope.


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    It's all about cushion for me
    Fit butts are best butts
    firm yet soft when gripped

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    Biologically speaking it's a sign of the female being healthy. If her bottom is of a fair size it means she has access to a stable food supply, and if it's particularly shapely and well defined it means she gets good exercise. This makes her an excellent candidate for bearing healthy and strong offspring. In the case of hip size, it means a female has a better chance of a safe birth delivery.

    It's very difficult to describe what makes a female ass so desirable. For a man, it just is. There's no conscious thought to it, only an innate want to see, touch, and do various other disgustingly-satisfying things with a female and her butt. The most obvious explanation would be comparing it to whatever masculine traits turn you females on.

    The science of ass is very simple for men. Ones that are large because the woman is fat or small/flabby (age, anorexic, no exercise, etc) are a no-go. Otherwise it's a good butt.

    For me, the more defined and toned an ass is the better it is. Top hnng material.


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    What makes a "nice butt"?

    I think there is difference in taste but we can all agree to some standard criteria to a perfect butt.

    A butt can be "rounded" or "heart" shaped, and should look round from as many points of view as possible. Still haven't met someone who likes them "flat" or "square". Though I'm sure there is a crowd for that too.

    A bottom should also be firm. There can be a lot of variation in firmness, just not stone hard and jelly soft. Though there surely is a crowd etc etc.

    There shall not be double folds where the buttocks end and the upper legs start. And there shouldn't be wrinkles, at all. I guess there might be a crowd for that too. lol

    Going forward, a butt can be small or big and be perfect. Though the bigger or tinier it gets the more difficult it is to fit into the above criteria.

    A good butt is often gifted by nature but perfected and maintained by the individual.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MjW View Post
    I think there is difference in taste but we can all agree to some standard criteria to a perfect butt.

    A butt can be "rounded" or "heart" shaped, and should look round from as many point of views as possible. Still haven't met someone who likes them "flat" or "square". Though I'm sure there is a crowd for that too.

    A bottom should also be firm. There can be a lot of variation in firmness, just not stone hard and jelly soft. Though there surely is a crowd etc etc.

    There shall not be double folds where the buttocks end and the upper legs start. And there shouldn't be wrinkles, at all. I guess there might be a crowd for that too. lol

    Going forward, a butt can be small or big and be perfect. Though the bigger or tinier it gets the more difficult it is to fit into the above criteria.

    A good butt is often gifted by nature but perfected and maintained by the individual.
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    bigger the better. not fat, but with lil but of summit

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    It's all personal preference. For me I like some hips with some density like 33x said, not fat.


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    They're called SQUATS!

    And it does't hurt to be black, Brazilian, Sicilian...

    But mostly SQUATS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DayWalker View Post
    They're called SQUATS!

    And it does't hurt to be black, Brazilian, Sicilian...

    But mostly SQUATS!
    Indeed
    Last edited by Solid_Squirrel; 03-09-2015 at 23:16. Reason: slight typo

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    Quote Originally Posted by 33x View Post
    bigger the better. not fat, but with lil but of summit
    Preach brotha!!!! Lol

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    Nice and round. A bit a jiggle is good but firm is also good. Flat butts are not so good. As long as there's some 'meat' to it whether in the form of fat or muscle I'm set.

    Can't believe there is a thread about this. Or that I'm posting about it. I could post pictures of what I think are nice butts but I wouldn't want this thread to become a fap fest.
    Last edited by podsaurus; 03-09-2015 at 23:35.

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    Do she got the booty?



    she doooo

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    I like where this thread is going
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerevar View Post
    Do she got the booty?



    she doooo
    The last photo/gif, is what I consider perfect! Good lawdy!!! Lmao!

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    For me, it's all about proportions. I can't stand the sight of planks or silicone sized butts. It has to be enough to grab but not so much that it's a woman's defining feature on her lower half. Don't get me wrong, a curvy woman can get away with a little more butt than the fit woman or the BBW woman but there is a point in which it's a total turn off. A slim/athletic/fit/petite woman can get away with a little less butt than the curvy or the BBW woman but if she looks like a plank from behind, it'll be a total turn off.

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    @ Ixion. Decent.
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    @ Solid squirrel. Doesn't even look real O.o

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    Imma just say after my mans Nerevar

    Dat ass doe. Praise Jesus. He knew what he was doin', yes Lawd he knew what he was doin' !

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    Which reminds me..

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    Google Anjelica Ebbi into your favourite porn tube to see a great example of a really nice ass and an amazing 10/10 body.


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    i absolutely can't stand women that have a butt popping out extra, no matter how nice it's supposed to be. i do have a preference though. obviously flat butts are not attractive. for me it's the width and the curve.

    no you don't need a kim kardashian ass...in fact, that can be a huge turn off. i actually DO NOT like asses that women get who work out really hard. to me, a gym ass isn't attractive. women are (imo) beautiful without all that muscle. muscle for one reason or another, associates with masculinity. which isn't a problem but that only works in certain features of a woman. not the legs/ass.

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