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    PS3 Kills Daughter, Worst Review Ever, Amazon.

    This is unbelievable guys listen to this horse ****.

    It burst into flames and killed my daughter, November 19, 2006
    Reviewer:Brian (Dallas, TX) - See all my reviews
    How could Sony betray me like this?!? I waited in line for three months--yes, I started the very first line for the PS3 way before anyone else. I endured the elements, the snide comments, and unemployment (I was fired from my job after the first week) because I wanted to be the very first person to play what I imagined would be the salvation to all my dearest dreams. Rumor had it that playing a videogame on the PS3 would be like injecting heroin directly into your eyeball. I believed the hype and worshipped Sony as my god.

    Finally, with nearly every credit card maxed out and two debt consolidation plans under my belt, the great day arrived and I fought my way into the store to get my hands on this wonder console. Leaving the store I did a little victory dance and then drove up and down the parking lot taunting those who did not get a PS3. Then it was off to home to play this little beauty.

    I hooked everything up while my wife and children watched and applauded at my direction. It was time to play the first game! After two hours I noticed that waves of heat were pouring off the console, so I told my daughter to hold it up in the air in front of a fan while I continued playing, waiting for the opiate-like ecstasy that was soon to overwhelm me after I shot to death another video game enemy. Things went fine for awhile; an hour later the box began whistling and my daughter complained that it was getting too hot to hold. I figured this was just what they called "burning in" and continued playing.

    Then, at the four hour mark, my daughter began complaining of blisters and within fifteen minutes the entire console burst into flames, the plastic casing scorching and bubbling as I rushed to complete the level. But I was too late, and my precious daughter burned to death. Wracked with sadness at not being able to save my game, I immediately called my lawyer to review my options for a massive lawsuit.

    I am sure we all expected a few "bugs" and "glitches" and "inconveniences", but that does not excuse Sony for selling what appears to be a blazing DEATH TRAP.

    Caveat emptor!

    UPDATE: Those who doubt me should know that I have already granted several interviews to bloggers about this story. My surviving wife and children certainly think this is all too real. Also, I would like to change my overall rating to two stars since the gameplay was fairly good until it burst into flames.
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/cus...2&s=videogames
    4th review from top.

    I call BS, what do you guys think.
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    Me too that did not happen ..... the ps3 just didnt do that ....... lies.
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    That's hilarious!

    Why would you even have to ask, or call BS. Of course it's BS. Waited in line for 3 months?? It burns his kid to a crisp, then he decides to write about it on Amazon??

    Funny though.

    Edit: Just read the very end, where he gives it two stars because the gameplay was pretty good before it exploded, too funny!!

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    My God, he is such a damn liar.So he was sad over not saving the damn game? Yeah this is pure BS.
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    Uh, have you guys ever read a joke review before? It just screams "joke".

    It's actually pretty funny.

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    That's freaking hilarious.....

    His daugher was burned to death, but he was "wracked with sadness over not being able to save my game."


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    if it is true... he is the worse father known to man
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    "Wracked with sadness at not being able to save my game"

    Oh, the cruelty. Btw, best review ever

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    haha thats funny keep em coming as i wait yet again for IN STOCK to show up on my screen

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    the guy is a dumba$$. of course it didnt happen. first of all can a little girl (or boy) hold the ps3 for even 5 minutes? let alone 4 hrs! the ps3 is a beast! but it would certainly not hurt ur children

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    thats funny

    (the stupid character thing)

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    Sounds like the little girl is better off anyway. "Hold my video game system for hours in front of a fan while I play it."

    "but daddy its too hot!"

    "hold it anyway $#@!, im in the middle of a game!"

    Excellent parenting skills right there, we could all take some tips from this guy. Even making her live in a closet would have been a step up from this.

    If it isnt bs, I think this guy needs to hit a prison cell for child abuse and investigated just for posting this **** on the net to begin with.

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    Why would you write a whole review about this and post it on amazon? Dude this guy is such a dumbass. Probably some RETARTED kid with nothing to do. I really wanna wish that it does happen to his mother one day but that would make me the dumbass.

    Report it to Amazon bro.

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    LOL Yeah that was a good one. He was more upset that he didn't get to save his game than he was about his crispy kid.

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    lol...im cracking up after reading that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedRedef View Post
    This is unbelievable guys listen to this horse ****.


    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/cus...2&s=videogames
    4th review from top.

    I call BS, what do you guys think.
    Lmao! I can not believe anyone who believes this...! This can not be true at all! Here are the parts that give it away - Waited in line for 3 months; Telling daughter to hold up Ps3 (he also implied that she had been holding it for more than 4 hours! Straight? wt!#$? lol); and last, but not least, the part where she complained about the blisters and then he even saw it like melting or w.e and still tried to finish the level and then he even "calmly" says that she burnt to death, and was way more upset that he wasn't able to save his game; Then he even gives the review of Ps3 Two starts since "the gameplay was good"....

    LOL, if his daughter actually DID die, he wouldn't f!#$ing care about the Ps3, more or less talk about it's gameplay in the spite of his daughter's death.... This guy is unbelievable... lol



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    LOL, I know, its unbelievable though how dumb people can be, albeit its kinda funny, but kinda dumb at the same time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jey View Post
    Lmao! I can not believe anyone who believes this...! This can not be true at all! Here are the parts that give it away - Waited in line for 3 months; Telling daughter to hold up Ps3 (he also implied that she had been holding it for more than 4 hours! Straight? wt!#$? lol); and last, but not least, the part where she complained about the blisters and then he even saw it like melting or w.e and still tried to finish the level and then he even "calmly" says that she burnt to death, and was way more upset that he wasn't able to save his game; Then he even gives the review of Ps3 Two starts since "the gameplay was good"....

    LOL, if his daughter actually DID die, he wouldn't f!#$ing care about the Ps3, more or less talk about it's gameplay in the spite of his daughters death.... This guy is unbelievable... lol



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    No sh**! It's only because I don't know either of you (1st two posters if anyone beat me to it) that I wonder if you actually got that it was a joke and decided to post it with your very own deadpan humour.

    edit: looks like EVERYONE beat me to it!

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    Why call it bull and unbelievable when it never happened?

    The guy probably wrote it in for kicks and giggles, anyway.

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    LMAO oh man, thanks for the good laugh. awesome.

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    rofl i love the fact the he has his "daughter" hold it up to the fan for 4hrs

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedRedef View Post
    Best review of a review ever
    Lol yeah, I try, I just found it so hard to believe lol; not even hard to believe, not at all even believable.

    Ha, sometimes I don't make any sense at all. lol


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    What a laugh. And what a lie!

    And look at is earlier reviews, of the 360!
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-...463240-4887047

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    It's sad what haters will do. Sounds like a desperate cry for attention.

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