Blu's EPIC THREAD OF 'LOLs' and FAIL

[DreDayDetox]

If they had been rescued by a normal shelter most of them would have lived. Most shelters adopt out around 75% of the animals brought in. More than twice as many as PETA finds homes for.

And if they had been rescued by a no-kill shelter then 100% of them would have lived.

Now, do you think the people who gave these animals to PETA to be "rescued" expected them to euthanize almost all of them?

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And in 2009 they killed 97% of the animals they "rescued".


Now go ahead and try to tell me how they "saved" 3%, and that's a good thing in your mind.



I don't watch anything PETA related. Bunch of self righteous hypocrites.

And yes, I'm aware that the video is a joke. Still not interested.




BTW, I volunteer at a German Shepherd rescue. 85% of the dogs that are rescued are adopted out. Most of the unadoptable ones are rehomed to a farm owned by the shelter. Sadly, because of severe neglect or abuse, some don't live long, but only those who cannot survive are euthanized to prevent their suffering. I wouldn't let a PETA member on the property.

And what's pathetic is that PETA acknowledges that they euthanize so many of their animals because they don't have enough money (yeah right, that's why they have so many celebs and tv spots worth millions to produce?) and then try to justify it by saying that if they release it out into the world, someone else will abuse it. And that Ingrid bitch is not right in the head. She wants clothing to be made out of her guts or something...according to her death will

[spyrde]

Time to bring the thread back to the lols:

[Bigdoggy]

[Mael Duin]

Why these exist

[The Boy From School]

[darky89]

That first one is insane!

Soon.

[Mael Duin]

It's not a painting, it's unedited photo.

[itachi73378]

It's not a painting, it's unedited photo.

[spyrde]

It's not a painting, it's unedited photo.

[keefy]

It's not a painting, it's unedited photo.

Holy wow. Where is that? is there a description available?

[Naxi]

Tinted orange by the morning sun, a soaring dune is the backdrop for the hulks of camel thorn trees in Namib-Naukluft Park.

Great photo

[Rapture]

That's a sand dune in the background. The trees are just in a shadow. I'm not sure about the location though.

Edit: Dammit Naxi. >:[

[The Boy From School]

[The Boy From School]

[x6Teen]

These jokes aren't for everybody.

Lol I remember when I tried to sleep with a girl in preschool!
It was at nap time i kept watching her and wished i could be her friend. But too scared to do anything. I thought she was funny hot etc. lol then one day in nap time i layed down next to her i was so nervous then put my arm over her. she woke up and screamed all the other kids woke up and were shocked
Her parents found out what happened and i was never allowed to teach again

Scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.

I was ****ing my secretary up the arse when my wife walked in. She said, "You can't do this to me!" I said, "I know... that's why I'm doing it to her.

How many babies does it take to paint a room?
Depends how hard you throw them.

A jew runs into a wall with a boner, what happens?
He breaks his nose.

Whats the difference between a black and a table? a Table can support a family.

Whats more fun than spinning a baby on a clothes line? Stopping it with a bat.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline

I take my boots off before I jump on a trampoline

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's cawk tastes weird.

How are women similar to condoms?

They're either on the end of your dick or in your wallet.

They say there is safety in numbers

Unless there are 6 million of you and you are all Jews

I like my girls how i like my FIFA.
12

What's the difference between a ferrari and a dead baby?
I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

whats the hardest thing when nailing a baby to a wall?
my cawk

My mother always told me to not tell racist jokes...cuz racism is a crime....and crime is for black people.

whats the difference between Micheal Phelps and Hitler - Phelps can finish a race

what the difference between jam and jelly - i cant jelly my dick down your throat

What do a Fat chick and a Brick have in common?
A: Sooner or later they both gonna get laid by a mexican

I walked in on my daughter masturbating this morning.
She's still too young to understand what I was doing, though.

When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.
Took her out with one ****ing punch.

Why is the mexican track team so slow?
Cause all the fast ones ran for the border

Why couldn't the blind ethnic minority read?
Because he was an ethnic minority.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don't rape the sandwich before you eat it...

A young boy asks his father, "What's the difference between hypothetically and realistically?" The father replies, "Go ask your mother, sister, and brother if they would have sex with Justin Timberlake for a million dollars?" He asks his mother she says, "I don't see why not he's young, attractive and talented." He then asks his sister she says, "Oh yeah, he's totally hot." Then the young boy asks his brother who says, "Yeahhhh, a million dollars is enough to turn me gay."
The kid returns to his father and tells them the answers. The father says, "Well, hypothetically we're millionaires. Realistically, we're living with two whores and a phag.

I was raping a woman the other night and during it she cried out, "please, think of my children!" ...Kinky bitch.

whats the difference between a baby and the freezer
the freezer doesnt cry when I pack the meat in

Why is paedophilia so rampant in today's society?
Because kids are so fcuking hot.

[The Boy From School]

[darky89]

I'm scared.

[The Boy From School]

[darky89]

Can't rep ya. But those are awesome. Plus supergirl is hawt.

[Eltimas]

I'm scared.

hahahahahahahhaha.

[Mael Duin]

I never get tired with this. Bruce Lee was the man.

[spyrde]

[The Boy From School]

* Man shoots neighbor for "telepathically raping his wife". *

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ping-wife.html

The man who shot his neighbor Sunday in Centerville claimed he did it in self-defense, according to jail documents.The neighbor, Tony Pierce, 41, remained in a battle for his life Monday.

The bullet that entered his back hit several vital organs, including the sac around his heart. His spleen was removed in surgery, said Lt. Paul Child of the Centerville Police Department.

Police arrested Michael Selleneit, 53, who was charged Monday with felony counts of attempted murder and unlawful weapon possession. The attempted murder charge carries the possibility of up to life in prison.

According to a probable cause statement filed with the Davis County jail, Selleneit told detectives he shot Pierce in self-defense with intent to kill him. Selleneit claimed Pierce had been "telepathically threatening" to kill Selleneit and his wife.

"Selleneit also claimed that Pierce had telepathically raped his wife on many occasions," police wrote in the statement.

[itachi73378]

* Man shoots neighbor for "telepathically raping his wife". *

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ping-wife.html

wtf!

[darky89]

* Man shoots neighbor for "telepathically raping his wife". *

Selleneit claimed Pierce had been "telepathically threatening" to kill Selleneit and his wife.
"Selleneit also claimed that Pierce had telepathically raped his wife on many occasions," police wrote in the statement.