The Funny Thread

[Evolution]

In this thread just post anything funny videos, images, jokes or anything else funny.

Heres a few videos. The first one is very famous and you should of already seen it.


Diving Board Accident

Horses Ass

Bear Fight

Cow Goes OOPS!

Humping Baby

Super Cat

Ouch!!! (GRAPHIC)

[FmanFORPS3]

ive seen the bear fight b4 and i still think its the funniest....man, i had a good laugh..

[MiThRaZoR]

hAHA bear fight is hilarious... and the ouch is crazy... he breaks his leg in the ring and then stands on it and falls down... that does gotta hurt... now i know i'm not gonna become a boxer

cow goes opps was funny... humping baby really wasn't and horses ass

diving board was also funny

[FmanFORPS3]

these are pretty funny..these are true Telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks around the U.K

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ...
Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still
on my desk... sorry ....
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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill
Gates damn it!
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Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it
says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in
front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: No.
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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.
Customer: It's not working.
Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?
Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's
happening...

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another
keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!
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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital
letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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A customer couldn't get on the internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my
computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you?
Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you
please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?
Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4
hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
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Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around
it?

[MiThRaZoR]

lol.... some dumb idiots... got anymore??

[PeanutButterMunky]

Wow...just wow. I hope this isn't humanity at its best People are stupid...

[FmanFORPS3]

lol.... some dumb idiots... got anymore??

im afraid not...i got this by e-mail...but now that there is this thread ill be postin them

[Seb]

Those people are so dumb!

[siren]

I remember back when the MSBlaster worm hit. Pretty much all of the Sammammish building conferance rooms were turned into makeshift call centers tided into MS tech support. Basically 50% of Microsoft went over to help handle the calls for about a weeks.

What did I learn from that? I thought my parents barely new computers.

Take any of those people above and try to get them to do the following.

Click "Start"
Click "Run"
Right Click on "My Computer"
Click "Manage"
Click the + next to "Services & Applications"
Click "Services"
Select "Remote Procedure Call (RPC)" (not the one with Locator after it)
Click the "Recovery" tab
Click "Restart Computer Options"
Set the timer to 60+ minutes

Then try to guild them to downloading a patch, and Installing a anti-virus program (without being able to recommend a specific one, just pointing them at a page with a list and letting them pick one, then have to guide them through the install)

I have nothing but the utmost respect for Tech Support after that.

[PeanutButterMunky]

DELL tech support is dumber than any customer, regardless of their intelligence.

WORST...TECH SUPPORT...EVER.

Someone at another forum said a key broke off the keyboard on his laptop, and DELL support suggested he re-install his OS

[FmanFORPS3]

O wow that’s ridiculous....that proves how idiotic people can get

[Dragonlance]

Heh, yeah i have 2 dells.
My dad called tech support and said the hardrive gets extremely loud and makes buzzing noises when signed on to the internet, and tech support said:

First Call: Virus
Second: no one knows, a non-english speaking tech support guy
Third: "We Dont know"
Fourth replace your computer
Fifth: Virus
Sixth: Your hardrive is broken

now that they have stated the obvious how do i fix it? lol this was last week by the way

[Colin]

DELL tech support is dumber than any customer, regardless of their intelligence.

WORST...TECH SUPPORT...EVER.

Someone at another forum said a key broke off the keyboard on his laptop, and DELL support suggested he re-install his OS

I don't think that shows that DELL people are stupid, but that the DELL people think we are stupid.

[Epsilon-Zero]

Oh god dont ever mention that damn MSblaster virus. I still have nightmares of the trouble that thing caused. I had to fix close to 100 machines from that thing. It was easy but it was very repetitive and boring.
There was one lady who thought it was her kid that kept reseting the machine. poor kid.

[FmanFORPS3]

lol, all parents think "blame the kids " lol

[SessDMC]

lmao, that diveing board kid reminds me of sum one from my collage class, and that leg breaker OUCHHHH!!!! holy [bleep] thats bad...

You wanna se 30 minuets of madness?
HERE!!!! : http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php

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Heres an e mail i got yesterday....

Dear MrBrightside, This email is to inform you that our administrators have
suspended your rights to submit new posts on the PlayStation.com Forums.This
suspension is due to the use of excessive swearing and strong language in your
posts and the inclusion of links to sites that contain offensive content in your
posts and will remain in effect until Friday, 14th January 2005. Please note
that any future breach of the Forum rules will most likely result in a lifetime
ban. If you're unsure of what is or is not acceptable on these Forums, please
read the ‘House Rules’, a link to which can be found below and at the bottom of
every Forum page House Rules
PlayStation.com Team.
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Strange.... ive never signed up to the offical PS3 forum
and im not Called MR brightside...
[bleep]ing idiots....

[FmanFORPS3]

chack out this joke, pretty funny:

A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver:"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid b*t*h was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her @s$ downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not sh*t in the vegetable garden again either!"


oh, and heres another one:


The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. Then the agents heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, 'This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

[SessDMC]

Right Heres sumthing i found thats takeing the internet by storm...
www.wimp.com/audition

It is Mark Hicks (A.K.A AFRO NINJA!) lmao... this is the most lilariouse video if you just keep playing it over and over, im trying my hardest not to wet my self while typeing this post i cant get it out of my head!

Ive got the giggels now, this is if not the coolest guy on the net! Well done Mark!

[FmanFORPS3]

even after he messed up he trys to keep on going lol.

[SessDMC]

Apparently He left with a bleeding nose and he was kinda ticked off about not getting the part for the Nike Advert, he might have needed the money, still its funny!

[FmanFORPS3]

lol, nike should have accepted him, but on the buttom of the advertisement, it should say somthing like "what type of shoes do you think he's wearing?"

[SessDMC]

This must be the biggest idiot of all time http://www.wimp.com/idiotdance
Watch it all the way thought (the end is seriously funny)

[RPGDreamer]

http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?si ... 7&from=rss

Not sure if this article says so, but apparently it could be used for next-gen consoles.

[ps3 Wanna be]

SOE licenses Unreal Engine 3.0

Sony Online Entertainment has licensed Epic's Unreal Engine 3.0 for its future titles.

The technology will be used for its PC and console titles, including 'DC Comics', an MMORPG.

"The combination of a top-notch graphics engine and a robust set of design tools will enable our teams to deliver incredible and innovative game content for next-generation consoles and the PC," said president of SOE, John Smedley.

Sony is expected to reveal more titles that will use Epic's technology, but when they will make these announcements is unknown.

Live

[Sash]

Now this is funny...