Kage's nut punch pwnage!

[acidreighn]

omg I really hope the guy i just nut punched to death visits these forums as that was the greatest fight in 2d fighter history right there.

So i decide to get in some mk2 b4 i go to bed, and i fight this guy who only picks Liu Kang.

He was pretty damn good, and i was playing way above my normal skill level. (predicting movements and whatnot)

I get subzero, and i beat him,

He gets Liu Kang again, i get baraka... beat him... great fights btw.

He gets Liu Kang, I get Scorpion he beats me twice!!!

So i get Kung Lao, (he gets Liu Kang again) I totally pwn him pretty good, he did get a round though. (spamming flying kicks, guess i was expecting them to stop)

Then im like... damn who else do i even remotely know, so i get the char i have played with the least. JOHNY KAGE!!! In the many years that I have played MK2, I have played with Kage, like maybe 2 times. 1 Of those times was just now. As soon as his picture popped up on the verses screen i started loling nonstop. Then I started crying... this is why.

So i remember "HEY THE NUT PUNCH!"

hilarity ensued..

He beats me 1st round... (duh)

I start the 2nd round by launching a big green blob of jock juice right into his face. Of course im already laughing so hard i cant see straight. The green *SLAP* and Liu Kangs "oOoOOOWwWWW" really got me cackling.

Then I proceed to do the same thing i did first round (with more seriousness... if thats possible) nothing but doges and nut punches...

I NUT PUNCH THIS GUY OVER AND OVER AND OVER, crossing over his head, after each hit, to do yet another NUT PUNCH. I actually got a FLAWLESS VICTORY, using nothing but consecutive Nut Punches! I didn't even block that round.

WOw... im only just now getting over it.

I was wishing sooo bad I had recorded that match. I would post up a link right now if i could, and i would so love too.

it was the funniest thing ive seen all week by a long shot.

[bludshot]

Uh... yeah, general chit chat section is where this should be.
But that sounds like fun.

[Beodude123]

Uh... Good for you...? This probably should have been posted somewhere else, but whatever.

LoL Pretty cool you beat somebody with only nut punches though.

[EVILEMPIRE]

soo this comes to conclusion u like punchin in the NUTZ? lol j/k :-0

[RedSand426]

I bet the guy just liked getting it in the nuts and thats why he let you win flawlessly! lol but yeah i wish you had a vid, sounds funny

[acidreighn]

I bet the guy just liked getting it in the nuts and thats why he let you win flawlessly! lol but yeah i wish you had a vid, sounds funny

I was going through some uncanny prediction phase, so hed tried to low FB or something and i jumped and ocme back down and NUT PUNCH yet again. It was a site to behold. I still dont understand how i didnt get hit. Like in oldschool Thundercade on NES where you go through half the game w/o getting hit, then someone walks in and says HEY and your like game over in 5 minutes.

[ShadowMagios]

Nut punch what that, that and nothing Check me sig.
NOW THATS a NUT-Strike!!