Console's get interviewed by Cain.

[jXales]

http://www.myarcadeplanet.com/articl...Talk-Back.html

Good interview. Some good points made by the different consoles

Consoles talk back

Written by Cain141

Published by CroTech

Disclaimer: the following is fictional. And for the most part an exaggerated outlook on each console. Hopefully you find it humorous.
I recently had time to catch up with a few of the next-gen consoles. They offered to answer a few questions for me.

Cain141: First off thank you all for taking to time to stop by.
Xbox 360: No problem, you were on my way back from Texas so I figured I would stop in. I was out on “Vacation.”
Playstation 3: Don’t you mean a repair stop?
360: Hey, shut it, we know your schedule is oh so busy with waiting all those hours at the store waiting to be bought.
Wii: Whoa, watch it guys. Let’s calm down we don’t want to start a fight. The ERSB might have to give this conversation a T rating.
PS3: Why because that would make it so most of your audience can’t read this?
Wii: Hey, I have the same average age appeal as the rest of you.
360: Of course, the senior citizens and children average out.
Cain: How about we move on? So what’s life like as a console?
360: Awesome man. What more could you want. I sit and play games for a living.
PS3: Oh, I thought you made trips to Texas for a living?
360: Don’t make me beat you.
PS3: Awww is Xbox pmsing again. You better watch out for those hot flashes. We know what they do to you.
360: Shut up, at least I’m not unemployed like you. I have a job.
Wii: Guy’s please calm down, let’s just answer the question. Ok?
PS3 and 360: [collective groan] Shut up Wii.
Wii: Well, gaming is fun enough, but I never realized how violent people can be. These kids were playing me and lost. They then started screaming and broke the TV.
Cain: Um, well let’s move on. How do you all like being famous.
PS3: [jumping up] I love it, the feeling of being wanted everywhere. [360 bursts out laughing]
360: You mean people want you? Like who, we all know I’m the most popular.
Wii: [In calm nonassertive tone] Well, ummm, actually, I’m the most popular currently. I mean, umm, I’m selling the best, so, I think I’m the most popular.
PS3 and 360: [collective groan] Shut up Wii.
PS3: [To Xbox] You know the only reason people buy you is for that Gaylo series.
360: It’s Halo, and there are other reasons.
PS3: Like what?
360: My superior online service.
PS3: You mean that scam where you charge people to play online? Don’t worry; my team of experts is copying that. I’ll have something better soon.
360: Why, I oughta…
Wii: 360 be careful, remember your temperature. You just got out of Texas.
Cain: Well, I think we need to move on…
PS3 and 360: [collective groan] Shut up Cain.
Wii: Hey, be nice.
PS3 and 360: [collective groan] Shut up Wii.
PS3: Xbox we no all real gamers wish they had a PS3. You’re just a cheap imitation.
Wii: Well historically, you’re the imitator Playstation.
PS3: Oh, did the little Wii grow a backbone?
Wii: Um, I’m going to go sit over here [moves to other side of the room]
360: Oh, what makes you special PS3? The lie that you’re 4-D, or the lie that you can jack into the matrix?
PS3: [Mumbling] I thought I got rid of all the evidence of those remarks.
360: What was that?
PS3: At least, I don’t have a failure rate as high as yours?
360: You’re bluffing; no one knows my failure rate.
PS3: True, you’re too scared to release it.
360: Oh yeah, at least I’m not losing my exclusive games.
PS3: Aww shut up already.
360: You!
Cain: Well, I think this has been informational. [under breath] In the sense I know not to invite all of you at the same time. [Normal Voice] I’m sorry but we are out of time. I’d like to thank my guests. [PS3 and 360 can be heard fighting in the back round. Wii takes out an inhaler and starts singing “Why can’t we be friends.”]

[bad_calvin]

heh, pretty funny man. To quote Homer Simpson "It's funny cuz it's true."

[HellsJester]

Those personalilties are way off if you ask me.

[toadayoda]

Those personalilties are way off if you ask me.

They do not need to be completely accurate to be funny, and that WAS pretty funny. ADMIT IT!

[jXales]

Those personalilties are way off if you ask me.

well i'm glad i didn't cause that would ruin the point and humor of this thread.

Maybe you are just reading it in your own personality and you don't fit the personality of these consoles?

that's some freudian shizzle right there!!

lighten up.. it's all in good humor... it doesn't have to fit any criteria or be presented in any manor other than in an amusing one which it does perfectly fine.

[venom]

Lol dat was a nice find (25 characters)

[Agriel]

good read pretty funny thanks man

[HellsJester]

It wasnt funny.
It would have probly been funny if it went much more deeper in the truth and if the personalites were right.

[BadAndy]

Not bad, actually kinda funnny.

[Arsenal4Ever]

that is the best remarks ive heard all year xbox 360 ailure rate is 95%

[Tolchr]

That was real funny. I like the Wii's sissy attitude. Anyway, I like these posts that break away from the normal "serious" discussions and such.

[jblade022]

haha that was prtty funny

[Rynoboy]

that is the best remarks ive heard all year xbox 360 ailure rate is 95%

realy or did you make that up?

[jXales]

yeah... i loved the 360 'vacationing' and the ps3s team of experts already ripping live off :P

funny indeed

[Saigon]

weird funny, but some stuff untrue, but oh well

[Pgsley]

That was funny stuff man i fell bad for the wii, well no i dont, PS3 rules

[tbone8546]

nice lol..pretty funny :P

[TomTomTuning]

HAHA, it made me LOL... (not really) but still funny

[bad_calvin]

HAHA, it made me LOL... (not really) but still funny

I just like the part where they try and keep the xbox from overheating because of his temper. The idea of it makes me laugh. My buddy has went through a few of them and he might not find it as funny.

He did tell me however that he was thinking of attaching strings to his xbox and suspending it in the middle of his ceiling fan to keep it from overheating.