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    Just a bit of advice...

    Never, ever, and I mean ever, drink a glass of water, followed by a large glass of extra dark chocolate milk, followed by another glass of water within the span of 7 minutes. Around 30 seconds after aforementioned idiocy, your stomach will want to explode. No, it's not content with simply wanting to vomit. It will want to explode in all directions. Your stomach will feel like a layered sandwich of water and milk. And the layers will not mix.

    In other words... It sucks.

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    Well thank you for that helpful information. I don't think I would ever drink that much in such a short time anyways, but now I know I won't. ^_^
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    This actually makes me want to try it more.

    Off to the kitchen!

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    That doesn't sound good at all. Milk + Water = BAD

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    Oh jeez, boy am I glad you posted this. I was just about to press the glass to my lips.

    Hey, thanks Nikhil!


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    Why is that a bad combo, I've drank water and milk together before, and nothing ever happens, lol.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Behemoko View Post
    Why is that a bad combo, I've drank water and milk together before, and nothing ever happens, lol.
    But was it DARK CHOCOLATE milk?

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    Extra dark chocolate milk? I've never heard of such a thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WonsAuto View Post
    But was it DARK CHOCOLATE milk?
    I'm going to assume this is a joke as no such thing exists where I live.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WonsAuto View Post
    But was it DARK CHOCOLATE milk?
    That sounds so delcious right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Behemoko View Post
    I'm going to assume this is a joke as no such thing exists where I live.
    Hey, it does where Nikhil lives.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nikhil View Post
    Never, ever, and I mean ever, drink a glass of water, followed by a large glass of extra dark chocolate milk, followed by another glass of water within the span of 7 minutes. Around 30 seconds after aforementioned idiocy, your stomach will want to explode. No, it's not content with simply wanting to vomit. It will want to explode in all directions. Your stomach will feel like a layered sandwich of water and milk. And the layers will not mix.

    In other words... It sucks.
    It's even EXTRA dark in his neck of the woods.

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    Haha, it was Hershey's Special Dark Syrup.

    Thankfully, the explosive feeling in my stomach has now subsided.

    Quote Originally Posted by Behemoko
    Why is that a bad combo, I've drank water and milk together before, and nothing ever happens, lol.
    I don't think it was the initial water that did it, but the water after the milk.


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    Yes we do Mr. Moderator.

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    Kids:More chocolate Ovaltine please!!!!

    Nikhil:Can we have extra dark chocolate flavor!?

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    I lol'd, you should have made your puke and then took a pic or made a video of you doing this and then puked.

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    [quote=jasonbay;2037259]I lol'd, you should have made your puke and then took a pic or made a video of you doing this and then puked.[/quote

    What.

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    Are you confused or just amazed that I wanted visual evidence to laugh at ?

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    Also, don't stick pencils into your ears; and never inject bleach into your retinas.

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    Yes, this should be a thread for giving seemingly innocent but potentially life preserving advice.

    Also, @ jasonbay. Neither confused, nor amazed. I was horrified.

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    To add to his advice if you feel like you going to throw up, dont eat a whole bag of cooler ranch doritoes lol. I still regret that, especially since i had to go to work.

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    ahhh! the fruits of modern bravado lol

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    While we're at it:

    Don't drink Mountain Dew if you're nauseas with a hangover. It's immediate fail.

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    This thread is a nightmare waiting to happen *checks bowel movements* yup I think I just got bloated reading this.
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