Mark2506 | Mark2506

• 4:35am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 1

The Captain was pleased he was allowed to bring his gimp to work!

ldksparda21 | Karamo

• 4:47am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 2

the captain is thinking, wonder how many polygons it toke to make my moustache,  and not that i think of it what about this fake cigar, and my whole body for that matter.

Neameto | Neameto

• 4:49am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 3

The Captain stares at the horizon and the stormy sea wondering....

 

´´Did I leave the oven on?!``

bigbossakajack | BiggestBoss

• 4:52am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 4

"move it soldier! no laser traps in sight, so nothing to worry about"

SonyJunkie | Bender6191

• 4:57am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 5

"Oh crap, shouldn't have ate that spicy chili for dinner." Thinking of this while his guts are bubbling.

DParadise

• 4:59am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 6

Why I am here smoking away like a true lit champion looking at this lovely weather who is flying the helicopter? Oh know I am the pilot, quick move it.

fUNKYfRESH

• 5:04am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 7

Captain --- "I wonder if this lady has any idea there's a helicopter circling her house while we watch her undress"

Other guy -- "Captain.....thats my mothers house"

Captain --- "bomb defused..............."

Zoidy

• 5:18am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 8

Harking back to his roots, the Captain recited the classic phrase ...

"It's a braw bricht lightning-lit nicht the nicht wee laddie."

ypaotroicn

• 5:21am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 9

Damn... my pubes itch.

darklsins

• 5:39am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 10

Theres nothing like a PHAT DUBE before you kill someone...

MatrixSixaxis

• 6:04am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 11

(Speaks with real voice [high pitched!]) Captain: "So you think they'll make a movie version of CoD4? If they do, I hope Will Farrell plays me character."

Altrbridge102 | Rllingstnes102

• 6:05am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 12

@Funkyfresh

lol love it. nice one.

richkaos | richkaos

• 6:11am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 13

Captain puffed away as they hudled around their only source of warmth on a cold dark night

BillMalibu | BillMalibu

• 6:13am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 14

"The wetter the fuse, the bigger the cigar has to be"

rahstar2003 | explosive78

• 6:24am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 15

God!!!!!  I hope they skip this map.

Playstation_3 | U83R_1337

• 6:24am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 16

Why the gasmask? are you trying to tell me something.

NoMercy666 | Ask me...

• 6:29am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 17

SOAP- "God, why does he always look so angry?"

ultimaweapon9998 | UltimaWeapon9999

• 6:32am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 18

I wonder what the soldier next to me looks naked and if i can compare penis sizes oooooh i hope he didnt hear me because if people found out i was gay i would quit the force and join the league of extraordinary queres

stteve

• 6:37am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 19

damn im afraid of lighting, looks like we have to camp it out!

varun24 | hellbringer321

• 7:05am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 20

I wonder whats for dinner.....

Triple Dk | TripleDk

• 7:11am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 21

"Hmm... I've always wondered how it is like to be Tarzan!"

Mike_Harradence

• 7:11am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 22

Keep 'em coming guys! ;)

happypeoplearegay | call-me-on-5

• 7:12am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 23

"My God!! This place is wetter than i was when i watched Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice"

cory46 | cory46

• 7:15am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 24

The Captain was thinking why there was a guy beside him filming Killzone 2

GoldenEwok

• 7:26am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 25

Capitan Price is reflecting on his past glory and on how he looks exactly the same as in World War 2. Fancy that

Blender88 | Blender88

• 7:38am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 26

Captin - "My mom always say's fighting in the war will bring me my death bed, but she is to old to know it's smoking this lovely luscious cigar, damn dying feels so good when you have the craving for it."

Jammin420

• 7:52am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 27

"Listen Man, how about you go first, and when I'm done my stoggie, I will be right there."

NiCoTiNA | JoEvIrE

• 7:58am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 28

"Man i hope my cigar doesn't  get wet, cause i'll be pissed!!!"

PinkFloydian

• 8:00am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 29

Captain Price stared out at the cold sea and shuddered, this would be his most difficult mission. He may not be home for his GTA IV pre-order.

swanky2167 | Sanguinary

• 8:09am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 30

"I guess since it's raining, no one will notice if I piss myself..."

TheDunk

• 8:17am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 31

"Hand me a gas-mask soldier."

droopysp

• 8:18am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 32

take that mask off noob, let this cigar smoke saturate your longs!!!

dj_sup3r1or | sup3r1or

• 8:43am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 33

Soldier: Captain whats that look on your face?

Captain: Ahh. Just having a flashbacks of my childhood, ahh the good old times of WW2 when I was young, sniping nazis out with a slingshot. Good Old times.

Soldier: WW2 again? Give me a break we just got to enjoy the modern warfare.

Captain: I guess producer wants us to go back to WW2 age and theres nothing we can do!

ShadowSlayer666 | ShadowSlayer666

• 8:59am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 34

Captain - You know I was thinkin we are alone in a heli and it raining... its kinda nice

Soldier - what sir

Captain - you think anyone could here us...

soldier - your scarying me sir

Captain - This just gives me time to think of you

Soldier - Sir im getting scared (jumps off)

Captain - Why do all the nice ones kill themselves

canuck054

• 9:18am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 35

Hey Jones, look into my eyes. Doesn't the glow of my cigar and the flash of the lightning make you horney baby?

Riggsby | Riggsby101

• 9:25am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 36

Spoiler Warning - Naked Snake to appear in CoD 5

Fiestyboy

• 9:33am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 37

"We cant stop here, this is bat country."

funItalian

• 9:33am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 38

It's raining men...ha-le-lu-ja...

RELL16 | RELL16

• 10:09am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 39

"THAT ROPE LOOKS LIKE MY WIFES BRAIDED ARM PIT HAIR HUNNY ARE YOU UP THERE ?  "

wocyob

• 10:23am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 40

captian: ugh thats one ugly person....?

soilder: uh?.... thats you wife sir

captian: oh....SHES GOT A GUN FIRE AT WILL!!!

BOOM HEAD SHOT!

freaky001

• 10:27am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 41

as the captin gazed out to sea, he wandered: " i wander if my wife is sleeping with the postman, the milkman or the nextdoor neighbour"

 

yzbat

• 10:40am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 42

As the captain thinks about that breakfast burrito he had the soldier puts on his gas mask and prays for the smell to end.

heartbeatPT | heartbeatPT

• 10:48am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 43

Captain says:

You can now take the mask, boy. I just Light a cigarret, to stifle the smell. Damned Pilot.

gopherbeans | Gopherbeans

• 10:49am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 44

I am a real man.  I light my cigar with lightning!!!  Are you a real man???

Cenobia | Cenobia

• 10:53am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 45

Unbeknownst to his colleagues, the Captain had always been afraid of lighting. Due to the quickness and proximity of the most recent strike, he had sufficiently soiled himself. Staring into the distance, unable to stop what had already started, the Captain lit a cigar in hopes of masking the smell, and reflected upon the future consequences of this action.

meatee | meateetj

• 10:57am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 46

"Good thing I have this cigar, 'cause I'm lightin' up the night sky like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."

netherdragon | netherdragon

• 11:15am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 47

captain (thinking)- hehehe damm this is one h£ll of a blunt!!! hehehe

Soap - "damm whats that smell, i know ive smelt that somewhere before...

Captain - "TIME TO GO LADS, FOLLOW ME" .....SPLOOSH.....

Soap - WTF,  he missed the boat....

VEXXD | VEXXD

• 11:28am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 48

I'll be damned if I'm going out in this $*%#...

davidtothefifth

• 11:55am BST - April 29th, 2008
• 49

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

WhiplashCC | WhiplashCC

• 12:25pm BST - April 29th, 2008
• 50

Captain: "Private, stop being a baby...The fart wasn't THAT bad...Oh...God....Give me that gas mask"