What do you do when you're only allowed to capture 30 seconds of standalone video prior to the release of God Of War: Ascension?
That's a short amount of time and, yeah, we could have used it to showcase one of the many brilliant boss battles, or some of the back-story as to why Kratos is the man he is, but we used that precious time to, we're slightly embarrassed to say, capture videogame breasts.
Fans of the series will know that Kratos's reputation with the ladies, which reached its orgasmic peak with lesbian scenes and a fumble with Aphrodite in God of War III, is legendary. Among decapitating three-headed dogs and pulling the horns of Minotaurs he's quite a catch for the ladies, so we thought we'd tease you with this little scene.
30 seconds is all you get, and you won't believe what happens after the video ends because it's not what you think. No doubt someone out there will have the ending online before the launch of God Of War: Ascension on March 12, but for now, sit back, keep your hands in your pockets, enjoy, and let us know what you think happens next?
Also, don't forget to read the God Of War: Ascension Review.