My current girlfriend and I were friends when I was dating another girl. The first girl and I broke up, I then started hanging out with the current girlfriend and we've now been together for 2 years.
Well, shortly after I started dating the current girl, I was cleaning my place and found one of her earrings in the couch. I presented it to her the next time she was over. "That's not mine" she replies.
Ouch.
Well, shortly after I started dating the current girl, I was cleaning my place and found one of her earrings in the couch. I presented it to her the next time she was over. "That's not mine" she replies.
Ouch.
[QUOTE="rblanshard, post: 0]My current girlfriend and I were friends when I was dating another girl. The first girl and I broke up, I then started hanging out with the current girlfriend and we've now been together for 2 years.
Well, shortly after I started dating the current girl, I was cleaning my place and found one of her earrings in the couch. I presented it to her the next time she was over. "That's not mine" she replies.
Ouch.[/quote]
LMAO, that's quite funny
And I think all of us have been in that situation, Gruddy. xD
Well, shortly after I started dating the current girl, I was cleaning my place and found one of her earrings in the couch. I presented it to her the next time she was over. "That's not mine" she replies.
Ouch.[/quote]
LMAO, that's quite funny
And I think all of us have been in that situation, Gruddy. xD
Every damm time and i swear i do this a lot when i will keep a door open for someone and realize way too late that they are old and slow as **** and it takes years for them to come there.
Everytime i wake up (and i also do this a lot) from sleeping in the train while i am leaning my head to the other seat where some hot chick has seated herself while you was sleeping.
Also at a small concert with a really bad metal band with a female leadsinger me and a friend was talking, we yelled because you couldnt hear **** and i was saying something like "****ing evanescence" and the music stopped and everyone including the band looked weird at me. :-D
Everytime i wake up (and i also do this a lot) from sleeping in the train while i am leaning my head to the other seat where some hot chick has seated herself while you was sleeping.
Also at a small concert with a really bad metal band with a female leadsinger me and a friend was talking, we yelled because you couldnt hear **** and i was saying something like "****ing evanescence" and the music stopped and everyone including the band looked weird at me. :-D
[QUOTE="joshuam, post: 0]When my mum talks about my ***** to other people
its wrong and akward[/quote]
About your what?
[QUOTE="clean515, post: 0]Every damm time and i swear i do this a lot when i will keep a door open for someone and realize way too late that they are old and slow as **** and it takes years for them to come there.[/quote]
Happened to me a lot :lol:
Being nice has its drawbacks.
its wrong and akward[/quote]
About your what?
[QUOTE="clean515, post: 0]Every damm time and i swear i do this a lot when i will keep a door open for someone and realize way too late that they are old and slow as **** and it takes years for them to come there.[/quote]
Happened to me a lot :lol:
Being nice has its drawbacks.
[QUOTE="joshuam, post: 0]When my mum talks about my sausage to other people
its wrong and akward[/quote]
:| say whhhhaaa
skins was the worst for that, i couldnt get threw a full episode without thinking, this is awquad as ****
also having sex with an ex girl, bang dad walks straight in, absolutely wasted
its wrong and akward[/quote]
:| say whhhhaaa
skins was the worst for that, i couldnt get threw a full episode without thinking, this is awquad as ****
also having sex with an ex girl, bang dad walks straight in, absolutely wasted
Not my story but i remember reading a story from a guy who had been ******* while watching porn with headphones on. When he was done during his thing he saw a cup of lemonade on the computer table and he sure had not taken any lemonade in with him.
At dinner his mom asked him if he had seen the lemonade. :-D
At dinner his mom asked him if he had seen the lemonade. :-D
[QUOTE="clean515, post: 0]Haha my family also always talks about me as a kid and jokes about i always had a hard on.
My cousin even got this pic of me on the toilet taking a #2 and you can just see my little man up in the air hard as a mountain.[/quote]
haha my mum has a picture of me as a little kid burying a asthma pump naked
i was always on the beach naked
[QUOTE="Ixion, post: 0]OK, now I'm confused. Why would your mom be talking about your pen*s with other people?[/quote]
A) i got circumsized when i was 14 and my mum goes on about that
B) my ex said that it was huge and now my mum goes quoting her all the time
dont get your hopes up
EDIT::
C) when i walk around the house in just my boxers (yesh im sexay enough to do it) and i sit down it hangs out and my mum moans lol i dont mean to do it
My cousin even got this pic of me on the toilet taking a #2 and you can just see my little man up in the air hard as a mountain.[/quote]
haha my mum has a picture of me as a little kid burying a asthma pump naked
i was always on the beach naked
[QUOTE="Ixion, post: 0]OK, now I'm confused. Why would your mom be talking about your pen*s with other people?
[/quote]A) i got circumsized when i was 14 and my mum goes on about that
B) my ex said that it was huge and now my mum goes quoting her all the time
dont get your hopes up
EDIT::
C) when i walk around the house in just my boxers (yesh im sexay enough to do it) and i sit down it hangs out and my mum moans lol i dont mean to do it
[QUOTE="joshuam, post: 0]A) i got circumsized when i was 14 and my mum goes on about that
B) my ex said that it was huge and now my mum goes quoting her all the time
dont get your hopes up
EDIT::
C) when i walk around the house in just my boxers (yesh im sexay enough to do it) and i sit down it hangs out and my mum moans lol i dont mean to do it[/quote]
Wow, you must be well endowed.
B) my ex said that it was huge and now my mum goes quoting her all the time
dont get your hopes up
EDIT::
C) when i walk around the house in just my boxers (yesh im sexay enough to do it) and i sit down it hangs out and my mum moans lol i dont mean to do it[/quote]
Wow, you must be well endowed.
[QUOTE="joshuam, post: 0]meh i guess so
doesnt bother me either way, ive seen people with weiners get peng girls[/quote]
Seriously lol, you are the only person I have ever heard use that word. At least I dont have to look it up this time :lol:
Anyways, um, mine would have to be, getting invited (and accepting cause I have issues saying no) to your ex's parents house for Easter...
doesnt bother me either way, ive seen people with weiners get peng girls[/quote]
Seriously lol, you are the only person I have ever heard use that word. At least I dont have to look it up this time :lol:
Anyways, um, mine would have to be, getting invited (and accepting cause I have issues saying no) to your ex's parents house for Easter...
[QUOTE="SharkOutofWater, post: 4193051]Seriously lol, you are the only person I have ever heard use that word. At least I dont have to look it up this time :lol:
Anyways, um, mine would have to be, getting invited (and accepting cause I have issues saying no) to your ex's parents house for Easter...[/quote]
its cause im gansta :lol:
That happened to me but instead of easter it was her lil sis's bday party and the ex was "apparently" pregnant by me :roll:
she was lieing
Anyways, um, mine would have to be, getting invited (and accepting cause I have issues saying no) to your ex's parents house for Easter...[/quote]
its cause im gansta :lol:
That happened to me but instead of easter it was her lil sis's bday party and the ex was "apparently" pregnant by me :roll:
she was lieing
[QUOTE="joshuam, post: 0]its cause im gansta :lol:
That happened to me but instead of easter it was her lil sis's bday party and the ex was "apparently" pregnant by me :roll:
she was lieing[/quote]
oooo, ive had that one before :|, i think that could have been my worst week ever, thinking the rest of my life could be ****ed
That happened to me but instead of easter it was her lil sis's bday party and the ex was "apparently" pregnant by me :roll:
she was lieing[/quote]
oooo, ive had that one before :|, i think that could have been my worst week ever, thinking the rest of my life could be ****ed
[QUOTE="bfd_josh, post: 0]oooo, ive had that one before :|, i think that could have been my worst week ever, thinking the rest of my life could be ****ed[/quote]
ive had it with 3 girls ):
first 2 just done it for attention
but the 3rd one
well i was in school waiting for a text to say she was on
when i finally got it i ran out of class i was so happy
[QUOTE="saleenf5, post: 0]ok well today me an a girl were chillin at lunch an two of my freinds came up an were like "yall going out??" we kinda laughed an were like nope were just good freinds THEN one guy has to say "you look like a good couple"................*awkward*[/quote]
she peng??
ive had it with 3 girls ):
first 2 just done it for attention
but the 3rd one
well i was in school waiting for a text to say she was on
when i finally got it i ran out of class i was so happy
[QUOTE="saleenf5, post: 0]ok well today me an a girl were chillin at lunch an two of my freinds came up an were like "yall going out??" we kinda laughed an were like nope were just good freinds THEN one guy has to say "you look like a good couple"................*awkward*[/quote]
she peng??
[QUOTE="joshuam, post: 0]ive had it with 3 girls ):
first 2 just done it for attention
but the 3rd one
well i was in school waiting for a text to say she was on
when i finally got it i ran out of class i was so happy[/quote]
hah 3 times, jesus!, good old facebook let me know the good info, it was the biggest relief ever
first 2 just done it for attention
but the 3rd one
well i was in school waiting for a text to say she was on
when i finally got it i ran out of class i was so happy[/quote]
hah 3 times, jesus!, good old facebook let me know the good info, it was the biggest relief ever
I was camping with a few of my mates one of them brought there girl along and everything with going so well and we were getting on like a house on fire. When all my mates went to bed me and my mates girl sat by the lake talking and drinking.
We ended up in bed and the next morning my mate came into my tent and saw us making out
* Akward * :bang:
We ended up in bed and the next morning my mate came into my tent and saw us making out
* Akward * :bang:
