I Went Outside Once - Video Games vs Real Life

Duffman

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Pretty simple, all you have to do is put a video game reference to real life, I shall start:

I went outside once.....................the graphics were amazing but the gameplay and story line were terrible
 

Major

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I went outside once... but after my first encounter with the neighbourhood bully I realised I needed to level up some before I could defeat him.
 

Major

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I went outside once... found some money on the floor. Went to pick it up but pressed the wrong button and threw a grenade instead :Smiley3:
 

Vyse

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[QUOTE="Major, post: 6484837]I went outside once... found some money on the floor. Went to pick it up but pressed the wrong button and threw a grenade instead :Smiley3:[/QUOTE]
I bet it was money you would have used to purchase more grenades. :lol:

I went outside once... encountered some stairs that I fell down like a ragdoll.
 

Varsh

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I went outside once... it was in the dark, I decided to put my 3D glasses on and press the button, except reality hit that my 3D glasses don't have a night vision mode and instead made everything even more darker. The 3D did work after I smacked my head against a lamppost and fell to the floor however after not being able to see a bloody thing.
 

Naxi

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Went outside once...my stamina bar recharged too slow and people looked at me weird for running around a lot and talking to them to find quests.
 

Duffman

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I went outside once.......managed to shoot a load of zombies, drink some Juggernog for extra health and even pack-a-punched my Wunderwaffe, but then died because I couldn't climb up onto the desk
 

Varsh

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I went outside once... then dropped an Email Bomb to some chav's mobiles for pissing everyone off in the street.
 

Ghost

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I went outside once...all I was met with was a shitty barren wasteland. Some crazy asshole came at me with a bat, he was wearing car tires and other random junk. I blew his head off with my shotty. Searched his body and didn't find much bar enough caps to buy a refreshing Nuka Cola.

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