Petition to stop Uwe Boll from making game movies!

Jun 21, 2005
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Uwe Boll, destroyer of gaming movies, has recently said that he would stop making video game movies if a petition was made with a million signatures.

Sadly, once that petition was made he realized he might soon be out of a job, and ammended his statement, no saying that he would subtract the amount of votes for him to stop from a petition to KEEP him making movies.

My point? We need all the help we can get. If it werent for this horrible director/producer, we could have great video games making millions in the box office, something like how the comic book industry has done. But because of his horrible hack and slash movies, we are stuck with movies like Halo getting their funding pulled. I'm sure everyone here knows at least 1 game they would like to see turned into a full feature film. Me? Halo, Bioshock (well, that one seems to be in the works, but I don't want it to be pulled like Halo), Zelda, Starcraft, and possibly even Splinter Cell... I'm sure you guys have more stuff you would like to suggest.

So, everyone who agrees that we could use some movies made out of games, please go to the link below to stop Uwe Boll, that way we can finally get a good game movie (maybe that'll be bioshock...) and once we can get JUST ONE good game movie, that should set the industry into overdrive, just like it has done with both fantasy books, AND comic books.

STOP UWE BOLL!

And while we are at it, please lets start a discussion of what games we would like to see on the big screen!

Obviously I've stated some taht I would like, but I think specifically Bioshock, and Starcraft would be AMAZING movies. Both have deep, intense stories, great unique worlds, potential for amazing specials effects while still using live actions actors... They would be great. Bioshock could be a 1 or 2 movie thing, while StarCraft could turn into a Star Wars-esque long lasting series.
 

grcswoosh

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Look, these petitions never work. NEVER. But in this case I may make a special exception and "e-sign". This guy is a huge lop.

Brought back and old school word for him.
 

babybell

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Dont forget about that Anderson bloke who did the resident evil films. Some games translate better than others. But they should not just bring in characters from the games and make a complete hash of it (Again bringing back the RE films here)

As for Uwe....Im curious to see how good postal is. Uwes worse crime has got to be "house of the dead" at least some of his other films it was possiable to sit there to the end.

How the hell does he manage to get quite big names in his films? thats what id like to know!
 
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uwe boll is ****ing awesome, his movies aren't that good, but **** man no one makes movies like he does, and u know wat compared to the ****ing garbage we have these days hes awesome. just dont take it so ****ing seriously and enjoy rather than hate
 
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Aerial Life

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I'm actually looking forward to watching Postal... I mean, how can he screw that up?
 

babybell

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[QUOTE="Aerial Life, post: 0]I'm actually looking forward to watching Postal... I mean, how can he screw that up?[/quote]


After watching a short clip of the 2 "terrorists" arguing about the number of virgins there going to get when they die, I was laughing out loud. Its definatly in very poor tastes, but funny.

Whens it out does anyone know?
 
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OMG, what do people not understanding about a GTA movie??!?!!? It would just be another mobster/gangsta/shooting people movie, it would be no different! They would have to do something AMAZING to actually make it as fun to watch as GTA IV is to play.
 

grcswoosh

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[QUOTE="streetracer67856, post: 0]OMG, what do people not understanding about a GTA movie??!?!!? It would just be another mobster/gangsta/shooting people movie, it would be no different! They would have to do something AMAZING to actually make it as fun to watch as GTA IV is to play.[/quote]

Exactly you can't squeeze everything you want to do in the game in to a 2-3 hour movie. Maybe a weekly show where he has a different mission/adventure each time. But it would have to be awesome for enough people to like it. The least bit of lameness would make just about everyone hate it.
 
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SIGNED!!!

OMG the guy is the WORST director in the entire universe.
It's like giving a chimp access to a camera crew and a stack of cash.
 
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I think he should make more movies. Give him Metal Gear to work with, it'd be hilarious! Other ideas: Zelda, Metroid, Qbert, God of War, Soul Calibur, Karate Champ, HalfLife, Halo, Duckhunt, Heavenly Sword, BioShock, Paperboy, FirePro Wrestling, etc. He needs to get on this now!!!