Shadow Hunters: You'd find more enjoyment watching paint dry.
It was being watched in the apartment so i gave it some time...
God i want my time back tho. I've never rolled my eyes, or scoffed so much at a show ever. God damn! The show is the most cheesy, camp, overly dramatic, poorly written, lol-fest i've ever seen. I honestly don't know why the person who was watching it, was watching it. They seemed into it however, and i didn't wanna be douche canoe numero uno. So i'll just bitch and moan here lol.
I don't know where you'd even start to piece this thing apart. You can't look at one point and objectively criticize it in relation to the parts that it may do competently. Every part of the show is bad, from plot, to story, to script, to set up. For example: One scene will be some overly dramatic, sad sap bullshit, then you're a hard transition to someone talking straight faced about how the magic hoobaleedoo, convexed the hoopaleedoodah into the jadeified void inter-dimension... like, what the fuck mate.
The character "relationships" which i assume is supposed to be the main draw of the show are dry and have all the chemistry of Neon - which is to say they're bloody inert. Actors just spout their lines and wag their arms about to mime something of an actual human relationship. There's a gay couple in this show and the dialogue is so terribly bad i kinda feel for the actors. It's like melodrama times ten. Dude 1 is all; "lets be close". Then Dude 2 is all; "im not ready". Then Dude 2 goes and cries to buddy boi, then decides he's ready (nice fucking character arc champ!), then all of a sudden, Dude 1 is all; "no, i can't! i dont wanna lose you".... holy shit mate!
The story is bad, the script is 90% jargon, the acting... my acting is so bad i can't even pull of the simplest of lies, yet i'd still do better. It's basically Twilight's retarded cousin.
Oh, but you think i'm being hyperbolic? Enjoy:
What the fuck is up with that two cents worth of CG bullshit snow effect!?