That's why you don't choke yourself while you're choking the chicken

richie217

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THAI coroners have completed an autopsy on the body of actor David Carradine, a day after the star of the TV show Kung Fu was found naked and hanging dead in his luxury Bangkok hotel room.
Coroners at Bangkok's Chulalongkorn hospital said they had not yet determined the cause of the 72-year-old's death and were waiting for the results of a toxicology screen.
"This certainly was not a natural cause of death," the hospital's chief coroner, Nantana Sirisap, said.
A maid found Carradine hanging naked by a rope in the closet of his hotel suite at the plush Swissotel Nai Lert Park hotel yesterday, police said.
Reports in UK tabloid papers claim the rope was also attached to his genitals.
Police said there was no indication other people had been in the room, where Carradine had stayed during the shooting of a film called Stretch.
They would neither confirm nor deny suggestions that Carradine was attempting auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Carradine, from a family of performers and the eldest son of character actor John Carradine, enjoyed a long career on Broadway, television and in movies such as director Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill and Kill Bill 2.
While some media reports speculated his death may have been a suicide, a spokeswoman said neither they nor his family believed Carradine was capable of killing himself.
"His family is in shock," Tiffany Smith of Carradine's management firm, said.
"They have the same belief we have. There was no way David did this to himself."
Carradine wrote in his 1995 autobiography Endless Highway that he had tried to kill himself when he was five years old.
The book also documented his alcoholism and extensive use of drugs, from LSD to cocaine.
He was made most famous by his role in the US series Kung Fu where he played Kwai Chang Caine, a half-Asian martial arts specialist, which earned him an Emmy nomination.
The role of Caine led to parts in more than 200 productions and his turn as the villainous Bill in Tarantino's Kill Bill movies led to his fourth Golden Globe nomination.
Carradine was married five times and had two daughters from previous marriages.

Carradine's death has similarities to the death of INXS frontman Michael Hutchence.
Hutchence died at Sydney's Ritz-Carlton hotel in November 1997, with the NSW coroner ruling he had committed suicide.
But some of those closest to him, including his brother, believe he accidentally strangled himself during a sex act .
-with Reuters
Yeah cutting oxygen supply to your brain is sure to make it better. :suspect:
 

jlenno5

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wow! I heard this on the radio except it didn't mention the part about his genitals! but umm why would somebody do this to themselves. 2 seriously tie a rope around your own precious stuff is freakin insane!!
 
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What an embarassing way to die... Dying of some ****ed up way to masturbate... He was in Thailand, I am sure that if he wanted to get laid, there were better ways to do it... He's a star after all.. Well, he was.
 

richie217

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That's what I thought. He was in Thailand, so why didn't he just get one of their boy/girl things to assist him?
 
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Kael

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What a pathetic way to die. And to think I really liked Kung Fu and Kill Bill series. So sad.
 

R_Mac_1

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Whoa, I didn't know about this. Bill's dead....too bad.

I remember there's an episode of Six Feet Under where a guy kills himself doing this. Leaves behind a wife and kids. Pretty crazy what some people will do to themselves....
 
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Kael

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[QUOTE="HellsJester, post: 0]Everyone knows you need a spotter to make sure you dont hang yourself.[/quote]


That's what makes it even stranger. He was in Thailand FFS, he could've bought a full soccer team of hookers to help him in case of smth.
 

keefy

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This is why you need a porn buddie.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNPQavXwUf0"]YouTube - Coupling: Susan And Jeff Porn Buddies[/ame]
 

se7enthsign

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Originally Posted by HellsJester

Everyone knows you need a spotter to make sure you dont hang yourself.
What? Who in the world would want THAT job?

-"Hey man, think you can watch me for a minute? You know, make sure I don't kill myself while I'm spanking the monkey?"

-"Um...WTF?!"

(ten minutes later)

-"gasp...help...can't...breathe... Wait! where are you...going?"

-"Getting my camera!"
 
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[QUOTE="Funeralfog, post: 0]HAHAHA, never liked Dave, he was in love with himself. i like Keith better[/quote]

Well, the way he died sure proved that he was... :oops:
 

BlinkyEC

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imagine what the maid thought!! she opens the closet and finds a naked dead guy there!!

talk about a bad day..
 

Bigdoggy

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I knew it, I freakin knew it. I mean, this is definitely something I wouldn't understand but I just don't get it. He seemed smart enough to not do stupid things just as that. He is just human though but this is sure a crappy death.