What inspired me to write this post? Well, I was trying to search for a shot of Heath Ledger’s Joker that I hadn’t seen a million times and this came up. Yup, haven’t seen that before. And that got me thinking about a long-held childhood fear, that Ronald McDonald is pretty damn creepy. He shook my hand in a parade once and I’ve never been the same since. I’d rather have the Burger King run at me with a carving knife than have Ronald McDonald smile at me again.
So yeah, Heath Ledger + Childhood Fears + Google Images = this post. It’s random, but I think it’s pretty awesome. Enjoy.
Cannibal Ronald Will Now Be Haunting Your Dreams
Pimp Ronald Wants His $50 Ho!
Bob Ross Ronald is Painting Nightmares in Your Head
Ronald McNinja is the Opposite of Stealth
Mime Ronald is Taking a Stand for Labor Rights
Your Mom Totally Sent Ronald to Pick You Up, Get in the Car
WTF Ronald is NOT OK
Hot Ronald is Arousing Strange Feelings in Your Nuggets
Ronald is Breaching McDonald’s Employee Code
Cosplay Ronald Wins First Prize and Now Should Never Be Seen Again
Little Ronald’s Parents are Suing the Doctors
Weird Fetish Prostitute Ronald Only Gets Two Customers a Year
Prostrate Ronald is Just Asking for It
To Mega-Ronald, You are All Fries
God Does Not Listen to Praying Ronald
Homeless Ronald Ruins Your Day
Art Project Ronald Got Johnny Sent to the Principal’s Office
Wow, I think I’ve conquered my fear.
