The "wang" chart & salary chart

richie217

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[QUOTE="DonMare, post: 0]I want a 9" 'wang' and to only earn $20K.

:lol:[/quote]

So you need another 5" and a $20K pay increase then Don? :snicker
 

DonMare

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Sep 15, 2007
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[QUOTE="richie217, post: 0]So you need another 5" and a $20K pay increase then Don? :snicker[/quote]

Hahahahahaha! :lol:

First off, I need a job and secondly, I need to find a way to reduce ***** size. :p
 

bayster

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Dec 30, 2005
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There is alot of inconsistencies in there and porn stars... It's unfair with 10k and 10" you only get breasts.
God dam is there a lot of munters and a few guys :S
Aguilera and brit at 1K isn't a bad deal. Brit is pretty hot again. Although 9" & 10' might be an issue....
 
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I heard the dollar was down due to the recession, this chart must be adjusted accordingly.

[QUOTE="vipergts2207, post: 0]The pay scale doesn't go low enough for me unfortunately. I'm screwed.[/quote]

Apparently not. :snicker
 

Lefein

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Jun 9, 2005
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Wow, I need to set my standards higher... Thank you random Gif image!

You're welcome lefein

edit: LMFAO @ 5" @2k.... You're gay! LMFAO

[QUOTE="ps3isawesome, post: 0]The bigger your ***** is and the more you get paid... the hotter the woman you will have?[/quote]

You seem surprised by this...
 

SpyroViper

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May 9, 2008
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[QUOTE="ps3isawesome, post: 0]The bigger your ***** is and the more you get paid... the hotter the woman you will have?[/quote]


Yes.. but unless you want a high maintenance dream queen who nags all day and only wants you for your cash then I'd stay clear..

I'd rather punch myself in the face with an iron..
 

Digary

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I earn nothing as an unemployed student..so does that mean there should be a new row made especially for people like me? xD
For now though ill go on the first row and say.....urghh xD. Could be much worse if i had a smaller ***** though :p

I am taking this chart very seriously by the way :p
 

Cooke_E_G

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Where I grew up if you had a J.O.B. and a car you had the 10 and 10 girls. Luckily for me I had both at an early age...hahahah.

Funny chart though...