Yo momma so fat she sweats cheesburgers and burps bacon. She's fugly as a pug. She's so fugly we gotta tie a porkcop around her neck just to get puppies to play with her. She's so dumb that her favorite color is clear. Yo momma's a bigfoot, i took her fishing, she stuck her head in the water, came up with a fish in her mouth saying goony-goo goo.