The Yo mamma joke Thread!

[spyrde]

Your moms so fat she eats food coupons.

 

[wesmore24]

yo mamma so old that when she went to school there was no history class.

 

[Zelo]

Yo momma so stupid, she thinks that Fleetwood Mac is a new burger at McDonalds.

 

[Hagax]

Yo momma is so stupid she thought a lightsaber had fewer calories.

 

[wesmore24]

your mamma so ugly that when she tried out for roles in a star wars movie the judges said, 'SORRY, NO PROFESSIONALS"

 

[Nitey]

yo mamma's like a drug, everyone does her but they don't like to admit it

 

[wesmore24]

What yo mamma joke was the funniest so far? Anyways heres another, Yo mamma so old George Washington was in her yearbook.

 

[LfCpS3]

Yo mamma is so fat, that i can not wrap my eyes around her

 

[Zelo]

Yo momma is so fat, that she blocks out the sun.

 

[Nitey]

yo momma is so fat, that when they showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them

 

[Sub-stance1]

Yo mama lips are so big that chapstick had to invent a spray.
Yo mama so ugly that she would make an onion cry.

 

[RuStY98]

yo mamma is your dada

 

[wesmore24]

yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

 

[reasonable_doubt]

yo momma so stupid she try to log into PSU through a power supplies unit.

 

[wesmore24]

yo mamma so poor that she goes to kfc to lick the greese off of people's fingers.

 

[wesmore24]

Yo mamma so poor she cant afford to pay attention!

 

[VintageElise]

[QUOTE="wesmore24, post: 5543416]yo mamma so poor that she goes to kfc to lick the greese off of people's fingers.[/QUOTE]

That was terrible.

[QUOTE="wesmore24, post: 5547562]Yo mamma so poor she cant afford to pay attention![/QUOTE]

But this re-deemed it.

 

[wesmore24]

[QUOTE="VintageElise, post: 5547574]That was terrible.



But this re-deemed it.[/QUOTE]

Thanks, i try to keep this thread alive sometimes.

 

[John25]

Your mums so fat that 2 people could **** her and still never meet.

 

[wesmore24]

Yo mamma so ugly people when people talk to her, they talk to her butt instead of her face.

 

[junky_man]

Yo momma so fat, she downloaded the cheats for Wii Fit!

 

[Beast of Bourbon]

When your mom was hit by a car and she asked the driver if he couldn't have swerved around her, he replied:
"I was afraid i'd run out of gas".

 

[reasonable_doubt]

ur momma so stupid she bought a male sheep because her computer needed more RAM.

 

[SuperWog16]

Your mamma so fat that when she jump for joy, she got stucked.

 

[RuStY98]

Your mamma so ugly she made Jesus scream JESUS CHRIST!!

 

[theJZA]

Your momma is so fat, she fell in love and broke it

 

[Cuguy]

You're momma is so fat, when she jumps, the radio skips


or


you're momma is so ugly, when she cries tears run down the back of her head

 

[REEEPR]

Yo momma's got a peg leg.... with a kickstand. Yo momma's got a glass eye...with a fish in it.

 

[Cybertox]

Yo mama is so fat she make the overlord look fast.

 

[REEEPR]

Ya momma's so fat they offered her a role in Starwars as Pizza the Hut. What's the difference between ya momma and jail? Not everyone's been inside a jail.