The Yo mamma joke Thread!

[reasonable_doubt]

ur momma so fat she took a uturn and caused a pole shift.

 

[Cuguy]

How bout:

your momma's teeth are so yellow, if she closes her mouth, her stomach lights up


or

your momma's house is so dirty, she has to step outside to clean her feet

 

[wesmore24]

Yo mamma so fat she is on both sides of the family.

 

[Ezekiel]

Your momma's so fat, when I asked her what's for dinner, she lifted her shirt and said, "jello".
Your momma's so fat. DOHS deemed her a national security threat.
Your momma's so fat, she inspired George Lucus to do, "The Empire Strikes Back".

 

[wesmore24]

Yo mamma so old when she farted she turned into dust.

 

[REEEPR]

Yo mama's so old she popped King Tut's cherry. Yo mama's so old & ugly that Keith Richards saw her and said "Got dayum" Yo mama's so old she used to babysit God.

 

[wesmore24]

Yo mamma so fat she sank the Titanic and the Lusitania.

 

[GMOESAF]

yo mamma's so ugly the day she was born the DR looked at her face and her *** and told your granny she had twins

 

[wesmore24]

Good one EMOFAGS, yo mamma so fat she causes solar aclypses.

 

[GMOESAF]

your mamma's so dumb she makes a re-tard-ed ant look like Einstein

 

[wesmore24]

Yo mamma so stupid she didnt know she was retar-ded she though she was special.

 

[theJZA]

Your momma's so ugly, she has to trick-o-treat over the phone

 

[play_b3yond_313]

This probably the worst thread ever made in this section. Havent laughed once. JS.

 

[wesmore24]

[QUOTE="play_b3yond_313, post: 5560388]This probably the worst thread ever made in this section. Havent laughed once. JS.[/QUOTE]

Party pooper

 

[elite gamer]

You'll only get this if you watched the latest episode of Dr Who.
Yo mamma so fat that instead of using a vat of flesh for her Ganger they used a grease tub from Burger King.
Though I don't like yo mamma jokes

 

[Ghost]

Your mother is an outstanding woman, intelligent, warm, caring, fun and outgoing...

Am I doing it right?

 

[ToonAssassin]

yo momma is so ugly, even a turkey baster goes soft when she gets naked



lol @ Ghost ^^

 

[wesmore24]

[QUOTE="ghost_rhayne, post: 5561208]Your mother is an outstanding woman, intelligent, warm, caring, fun and outgoing...

Am I doing it right?[/QUOTE]

I give you credit for trying sir.

 

[Cuguy]

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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[wesmore24]

[QUOTE="Cuguy, post: 5561665]Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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I heard that one a long time ago, its not bad.
Yo mamma so stupid she drowned in the rain.

 

[wesmore24]

[QUOTE="x6Teen, post: 0]Yo mama is so old .. I got nothing.[/QUOTE]

Of course not... remember two weeks ago when i started this thread, you said that my mum is a prostitute.

 

[Ghost]

Your mother is so boring, she decided to do things that made her less boring LOL!!!!!!!!!!

I hope im getting better at this, I still don't fully understand...

 

[wesmore24]

[QUOTE="x6Teen, post: 0]And I regret nothing :snicker[/QUOTE]

I wouldnt regret anything either. If anything i would be proud of myself. And ghost rhayne you will get the hang of this, just try to read other peoples' jokes to help you.

 

[wesmore24]

[QUOTE="x6Teen, post: 0]Your mother is so fat, she has type 2 diabetes :snicker[/QUOTE]

Yo mamma so fat she has type 3 diabetes.

 

[enadugar]

you mad

 

[wesmore24]

Why would i be mad?

 

[wesmore24]

[QUOTE="x6Teen, post: 0]Your mum is fat.[/QUOTE]
No, she is mildly chubby.

 

[killakadugan98]

**** the lakers

 

[wesmore24]

Thats your first post ever on PSU and thats what your gonna say, thats not even remotely on topic. You can say that in the NBA thread.

 

[RuStY98]

**** the lakers i love being bored