The Yo mamma joke Thread!

Cuguy

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#62
How bout:

your momma's teeth are so yellow, if she closes her mouth, her stomach lights up


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your momma's house is so dirty, she has to step outside to clean her feet
 

Ezekiel

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Your momma's so fat, when I asked her what's for dinner, she lifted her shirt and said, "jello".
Your momma's so fat. DOHS deemed her a national security threat.
Your momma's so fat, she inspired George Lucus to do, "The Empire Strikes Back".
 

REEEPR

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Yo mama's so old she popped King Tut's cherry. Yo mama's so old & ugly that Keith Richards saw her and said "Got dayum" Yo mama's so old she used to babysit God.
 
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GMOESAF

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yo mamma's so ugly the day she was born the DR looked at her face and her *** and told your granny she had twins
 

elite gamer

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You'll only get this if you watched the latest episode of Dr Who.
Yo mamma so fat that instead of using a vat of flesh for her Ganger they used a grease tub from Burger King.
Though I don't like yo mamma jokes :eek:
 

Ghost

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Your mother is an outstanding woman, intelligent, warm, caring, fun and outgoing...

Am I doing it right?
 

wesmore24

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[QUOTE="Cuguy, post: 5561665]Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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I heard that one a long time ago, its not bad.
Yo mamma so stupid she drowned in the rain.
 

Ghost

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Your mother is so boring, she decided to do things that made her less boring LOL!!!!!!!!!!

I hope im getting better at this, I still don't fully understand...
 

wesmore24

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[QUOTE="x6Teen, post: 0]And I regret nothing :snicker[/QUOTE]

I wouldnt regret anything either. If anything i would be proud of myself. And ghost rhayne you will get the hang of this, just try to read other peoples' jokes to help you.