Your momma's so fat, when I asked her what's for dinner, she lifted her shirt and said, "jello".
Your momma's so fat. DOHS deemed her a national security threat.
Your momma's so fat, she inspired George Lucus to do, "The Empire Strikes Back".
Yo mama's so old she popped King Tut's cherry. Yo mama's so old & ugly that Keith Richards saw her and said "Got dayum" Yo mama's so old she used to babysit God.
You'll only get this if you watched the latest episode of Dr Who.
Yo mamma so fat that instead of using a vat of flesh for her Ganger they used a grease tub from Burger King.
Though I don't like yo mamma jokes
[QUOTE="Cuguy, post: 5561665]Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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I heard that one a long time ago, its not bad.
Yo mamma so stupid she drowned in the rain.
[QUOTE="x6Teen, post: 0]And I regret nothing :snicker[/QUOTE]
I wouldnt regret anything either. If anything i would be proud of myself. And ghost rhayne you will get the hang of this, just try to read other peoples' jokes to help you.