Walmart selling Jesus...

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Wearevenom1

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Now we will have the answer to that age old question of who would win in a steel cage match Jesus or Moses.
 

Cooke_E_G

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Hahahahaha thats funny! Jesus vs Da Devil! Next will be a playing card game like Magic The Gathering but it will have the Devil's minions vs. Jesus and all his Saints and angels! Dont steal my idea im gunna be RICH!!!!!
 
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I remember having G.I. Joe as a kid. It's about time Jesus got his piece of the pie.
 
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Wearevenom1

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[QUOTE="soldier one, post: 0]Either was the green lantern but you dont see me complaining :lol:


exactly :lol:[/quote]


Um when I was a kid the Green Lantern was white. I think there has been more than one Green Lantern.
 
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Yea there is more than one theretly lol but the one in the justice league is black yet i see action figures and such where he is white. I have alot of green lanter comics and every other issue he is white :)
 

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I think thats great! Now I am a Christian myself more so a Methodist and I do not mind children playing with Jesus and getting comfortable with him...

Plus Image Jesus fighting any superhero or villain its not even a fair match Jesus Wins always...
 
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Its only a matter of time before jesus meets barbie and you knwo what happens from there with barbie having realistic parts and all. :lol: Thats when Cnn reports" walmart getting sued for selling jesus action figures to kids" just like video games.
 

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oh wow so it's wrong to take his name in vain, but it's totally cool for lil kids
to blow him up with firecrackers?
*edit*
{BLAMMO} "take that jesus"
 

Vulgotha

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[QUOTE="Wearevenom1, post: 0]Now we will have the answer to that age old question of who would win in a steel cage match Jesus or Moses.[/quote]


The answer is obvious: Moses.


Sadley this will probably backfire on them, and some islamic group, or the ACLU will intervene and say its "offensive" or some how "Religiously belittling to other religions\cultures out there".

it'll be taken out of all the stores in the interest of "Political Correctness".


That word is sounding more and more like a Socialistic government catch phrase.
 
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Wearevenom1

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[QUOTE="Queso, post: 0]oh wow so it's wrong to take his name in vain, but it's totally cool for lil kids
to blow him up with firecrackers?
*edit*
{BLAMMO} "take that jesus"[/quote]


That almost made me soil myself laughing. + rep
 
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Wearevenom1

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[QUOTE="the darkness, post: 0]OMG!!! Walmart will become a major terrorist target............oh wait, the Jesus utility belt with voice activated force screen will save the Walmart from total annihilation.[/quote]


Jesus toy will just thump terrorist with his Bible.