What's the stupidest thing you've done today?

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ArnoldRimmer

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Well, in a moment of unashamed brilliance, worthy of a 2nd technician in the Jupiter Mining Corporation I've just managed to knock over a full mug of steaming hot tea over my trousers, shirt, chair and floor.

A simple turn round to grab a file and a careless knock resulting in a flawless parabolic flight curve of my mug followed by the contents going alles uber der platze. Felt a complete goit; requiring a quick change parade for fresh clobber to look prim and proper once more. Plus my left leg's now a bit sore as the tea was fresh and rather warm!

So I'll throw it open to the members of this fine forum, can you beat ArnoldRimmer on the stupidity richter scale today??
 
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Ghost

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Woke up at 2 am and opted to play mgs5 till 5:30 ish instead of sleep. Feeling now. In all fairness though, it was both the stupidest and smartest thing I've done today. :D

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Duffman

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"a man of such awesome stupidity, he even objects to his own defense counsel" :lol:

Not done anything stupid so far today, but there is still time..........
 
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I frequently find having an opinion and sharing it is quite stupid. Never seems to work out how you might expect it to.
 
ArnoldRimmer

ArnoldRimmer

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[QUOTE="Duffman, post: 6473867]Well it's just happened for me, tripped over a step in the floor whilst serving an attractive woman :facepalm:[/QUOTE]

Did she see though, if not you're home free :p
 
Duffman

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[QUOTE="ArnoldRimmer, post: 6473868]Did she see though, if not you're home free :p[/QUOTE]

Yep, it was right in front of her as well :(

I felt as embarrassed Lister when he met Konchanski again for the first time in a pink dressing gown, bunny slippers and dental floss hanging out my mouth :lol:
 
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raremew

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I woke up at 6.. felt tired so i went back to sleep set my alarm to 7.. woke up, went back to sleep and set my alarm for 8.. why didnt i just set my alarm to 8 earlier..
 
ArnoldRimmer

ArnoldRimmer

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[QUOTE="LadyBlack007, post: 6473923]Well it finally happened. I tried to unlock my house using a store key. Took me a few seconds to realize.[/QUOTE]

Well you did say 'so far' earlier ;)
 
PBM

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[QUOTE="F34R, post: 6473979]...wore my wife's panties again. smh[/QUOTE]
Does this happen often?
 
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[QUOTE="GazzaGSi, post: 6474020]202mph[/QUOTE]
That is pretty stupid. You should save that kind of speed for the track.
 
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[QUOTE="Brandon, post: 6474032]That is pretty stupid. You should save that kind of speed for the track.[/QUOTE]
It was, still crazy as fuck. Never again that's for sure.

Edited, well I say track but more of a old disused airfield that's been converted.
 
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[QUOTE="Duffman, post: 6474106]Your cat drinks coffee?? :snicker[/QUOTE]
Lol. She's a very smart cat you know, with her coffee and glasses. :D
 
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