I would kill the first screw that walked past me and eat their eyeballs. One way ticket to maximum security and isolated cell. May have the **** kicked out of me for years to come but at least nothing would be going in my poop shoot.
And he's waiting for you to drop the soap. What do you do? I would say I have HIV. Either that or cry. [/quote]
knowing yer Luck he will say its ok he has HIV too.
but anyway i would make a toothbrush knife and stab the first person i seen ,just to get myself sent to solitary confinement. or even better every time your let out of your Cell ,just come out naked with nothing on .and the screws will think your a nut job and send you to a loony bin if there isnt one in the Jail lol