You're thrown in jail next to this guy

AJJets

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And he's waiting for you to drop the soap. What do you do? I would say I have HIV. Either that or cry. :cry:
 

richie217

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I would kill the first screw that walked past me and eat their eyeballs. One way ticket to maximum security and isolated cell. May have the **** kicked out of me for years to come but at least nothing would be going in my poop shoot.
 

Kopkiwi

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I have aids, swine flu, bird flu, TB, bubonic plague and anything else that can be contracted via contact.
 

Charl3z523

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I honestly think I'd rather die than get raped everyday. Everyone says suicide isn't the answer, I don't agree in this case.
 

Kwes

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Pull out my toothbrush knife, and kill him. Then get put in Maximum Security cell.:D
 

HaTriX

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[QUOTE="MiNiMaL_sAnItY, post: 0]I would probably enjoy it.[/quote]

Sounds like you should try to get into jail then. You will have a fun time.
 

Endless_Echo

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[QUOTE="MiNiMaL_sAnItY, post: 0]Yep, probably would.[/quote]

Yea, I heard jail is great, free food, you get to exercise all day.
No bills, all the toilet wine you can drink, plus the sex is great! :p

JK, lol :snicker
 

HaTriX

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[QUOTE="MiNiMaL_sAnItY, post: 0]Yep, probably would.[/quote]

Well tell us how that goes if you decide to go.
 
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[QUOTE="HaTriX, post: 0]Well tell us how that goes if you decide to go.[/quote]

I will constantly give out updates on twitter, stay tuned true believer!
 

HaTriX

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[QUOTE="MiNiMaL_sAnItY, post: 0]I will constantly give out updates on twitter, stay tuned true believer![/quote]

Awesome. I can't wait.
 

John25

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[QUOTE="AJJets, post: 0]


And he's waiting for you to drop the soap. What do you do? I would say I have HIV. Either that or cry. :cry:[/quote]

knowing yer Luck he will say its ok he has HIV too.

but anyway i would make a toothbrush knife and stab the first person i seen ,just to get myself sent to solitary confinement. or even better every time your let out of your Cell ,just come out naked with nothing on .and the screws will think your a nut job and send you to a loony bin if there isnt one in the Jail lol
 

John25

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[QUOTE="denice2006, post: 0]Here come's the big show.....[/quote]

lol imagine if you were in the showers. then all of a sudden his theme tune comes on .. what would make it even worse is if he done the Show Stopper
after he done yer
 

Sieghardt

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[QUOTE="Byoushinn, post: 0]Smother yourself in your own poop
no one will touch you.[/quote]

maybe, or maybe you just opened yourself up to some even worse fetishes :p
 

Lefein

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I'd pick a fight with a prison guard and get thrown into solitary. I'd rather get beaten with a billy club or four than lose my virginity..
 

NARCsnake

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[QUOTE="Lefein, post: 0]I'd pick a fight with a cop and get thrown into solitary. I'd rather get beaten with a billy club or four than lose my virginity..[/quote]

your anal V card right