• Posted December 3rd, 2012 at 08:02 EDT by Dane Smith
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(continued from previous page) ...terrible that I had to light up, but I'm sure there have been a few. A lot of times if I don't enjoy a game though, I'll just move on to something else.

Lasombra: If you decided to celebrate your wedding anniversary by going to a gaming convention would it be E3 or TGS. All expenses paid, no hassles, 100% free.

BNecker: I don't know a lot about TGS so I would have to say E3. I've only followed the past two E3 conventions as we're pretty new to gaming (on the PS3). It was a lot of fun to watch videos of E3 and see what cool games they would show off. I would love to go to one of these someday. That's a great idea for an anniversary! I'll have to remember that.

Lasombra: Where do you buy your games, and is there a big gaming culture in your area of the US?

BNecker: We usually buy our games at Gamestop since it's so convenient and close. We also rent games from Gamefly, which saves a lot of money when we're unsure of whether we'll like a game or not. I think that gaming is pretty big here. I don't personally know any gamers in this area, but when we go shopping for games the stores are usually busy. Also, while looking on the Near application on the Vita a lot of people show up in our area so I'd say a lot of people are into games in North Carolina.

The group of gunmen surround the four, er, three of us, guns aimed at our faces like they are afraid we’ll come back from the dead as this decade seems to have zombified everything from games to toothpaste. One of the gunman asks where the documents are. I shake my head not knowing what documents he was talking about. He presses the barrel of the magnum against my skull, pulling back the hammer. The click almost makes me defecate my pants but no one is scarier than the Boss, or V when she doesn’t shave her legs in Episode 9: Trail Blazing. “So, if you told me what these documents were maybe I could help you and let me keep my brain inside my skull or at least shoot me in the heart. Glasses equals vampire. I think you got your mystical creature killing facts mixed up.” The sudden pain washing over me from having my skull cracked by the butt of his gun might have taught a lesser man from quitting with the sly remarks but if V couldn’t beat it out of me, no one could, and she breaks bones as a hobby.
 

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