Lasombra Files Episode 9: Trail Blazing
- Posted December 10th, 2012 at 08:45 EDT by Dane Smith
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(continued from previous page) ...time on them.
Lasombra: Expressing your motivation to platinum/100% all the games you play, if you knew ahead of time that a game was impossible to platinum (Server closure for example) would you still play it or would the lack of a platinum get into your head every time you scroll down your list?
Blazi: Obviously, I have quite a few games on my list that are incomplete, but I didn't really realize how much I liked a clean looking list until it already had some blotches on it from unfinished games. One game I did start playing and didn't realize the servers were closing was NHL 10, so unfortunately that prevents me from ever being able to have a clean list.
Lasombra: Every time I look at your name I keep thinking BlazBlue. Have you ever played the game?
Blazi: I'm not too much into fighting games, but I've heard the series is good. Maybe I’ll try it out one day.
Lasombra: When can we expect you to be an international singing sensation? Have you tried out for Canadian Idol? Have you thought about pulling a Justin Bieber and putting a demo tape on YouTube for all the tween's affection?
Blazi: I would just LOVE to pull another Justin Bieber and flourish to my heart’s content...I'm not so sure my vocals will be striking a world near you anytime soon. The stuff I'm mainly into sadly never makes it far due to the media. As for Canadian Idol, the same thing applies and any other possible TV shows that can turn me into a "star".
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Lasombra: How have you recovered from your burnout sessions? Jam to some Hendrix? Sing some Anka? Lip sync to Ashley Simpson? Wait...if you lip sync a lip syncer does that mean you are lip syncing silence?
Blazi: Jamming out on my guitar as you could say above and sometimes just relaxing by screwing around with my friends on another game online. Lip syncing to a lip syncer? Quite interesting, I guess you would just be a mute singer.
A cornucopia of sirens break the tension as the situation goes from bizarre to potentially cataclysmic. “So, how about letting us go, you know, since we don’t have the file you’re looking for” Apparently Miss Magnum has a thing for me, and if it wasn’t a gun I’d be worried about V getting jealous and snapping off a very painful bone. A female voice starts talking on a loudspeaker. I’d actually be interested in knowing what she said if we were not in Peru and she was not speaking Spanish. Seriously, we need to get taken hostage in an English speaking country next time in Episode 10: The High Life. “Anyone here speak English…other than the hostage takers? Anyone? Wait, you don’t speak English?” The Siamese twins start speaking Spanish, causing Jean-Luc Picard to face palm himself. “Thank you, Boss, for sending us to interview someone…some people…something…that doesn’t speak English. How do we have ratings anymore?”
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