Trophy Hunter Primer: Trophy Hunting Benefits
- Posted February 28th, 2013 at 14:33 EDT by Dane Smith
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(continued from previous page) ...champagne room.
Skip: This is a serious question, Max. This is a section of the gaming population that feels isolated and segregated from the rest.
Max: Just because they need a manzier and have long hair does not make fat guys women. Besides, the flatulence is enough to make it obvious.
Skip: Ex-nay on the women jokes-ay.
Max: We are on NGN, Skip. It’s like HBO except Japanese, enough said.
Rebekka: Cut, cut, cut! Cut the cameras, go to a commercial.
Skip: Seriously, Max, if we get censored it is your fault.
Max: Why would we get censored?
Rebekka: Because you are a pig and we’ve been constantly losing our female demographic.
Max: What is a female demographic?
Rebekka: Skip, end the show and both of you are on suspension until further notice.
Max: Hey, I’ve never been suspended in my career.
Skip: What about yesterday when you played whack-a-mole with real moles?
Max: They were going to invade the studio. I thought people would be appreciative like in Plants vs. Zombies.
Skip: Well fans and viewers, it looks like that is all for tonight. Join us next week when Max gets a muzzle and we delve into the realm of the female demographic. Please don’t let us get sued. For Max Platinum, I’m Skip Williams saying good night and good gaming, live from the Tokyo Dome.
Max: But seriously Skip, what is a female demographic? Is it like the girls who watch Uncharted 2 and think it’s a movie?
Skip: Sometimes Max, I wonder if you don’t have some kind of metal poisoning.
- 11:39am EST - March 8th, 2013
I 100% agree! You know, I'm starting to feel like these articles are being made just for me seeing as I'm the only person that ever comments...