The other day I was thinking. What's going on with Hideo Kojima? Has he left Konami? Is he pulling an elaborate prank? I know loads of hush-hush stuff in the industry, but this has had me well stumped. So I went to the gym and came back motivated. I got my mate Dan (he cuts keys for a living here in Hull) to break into Konami HQ to find definitive proof. The things he found were proper harsh.
One executive had some shady plans to erase Mr.Kojima's passport details, in case he leaves the country and makes an offshore military base or something.
Also, there were loads of examples where Konami was fudging any sign of Kojima's involvement with the company. Including this nonsense …and Konami even starting to cover up his in-game cameos…
The beef with Hideo goes deeper than the brass.These were taped to Kojima's office door…
e…The final insult was what they did to his monitor. Put me right off my Piri-Piri.
It is clear then that Kojima is being hounded out of Konami and the recent attempts to put his name back on his games is all just a facade. I advise a full boycott of Konami until they agree to stop being so mean to him.
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